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    What about cave man style?

    who cares if she is horney, t-rex wants to hunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    What about cave man style?

    who cares if she is horney, t-rex wants to hunt.
    this coming from the guy that has got a girl who wants to fvck the shit out of her in his bed, and decides to go to sleep instead!
    Get her back in there and if you dont do anything, please hand over your manhood to womens liberation group

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    this coming from the guy that has got a girl who wants to fvck the shit out of her in his bed, and decides to go to sleep instead!
    Get her back in there and if you dont do anything, please hand over your manhood to womens liberation group
    lol, okay I had that one coming.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post


    32. Let Her Give You a Pearl Necklace
    But not a real one. Lightly lubricate the pearls and your penis. Have your partner wrap the pearls around the shaft and slowly stroke up and down with a gentle rotation. The beads feel warm and smooth, creating a new level of sensation.
    I guess they expect you to be on cycle or be a saggy 80 year old for this one. I think you can go around once for every gram of gear you take.

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    Put it in her popper while she sleeps.

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    Haha I was about to start listing pharmaceuticals, then I realized I can't do that here.

    Be a deushbag, women love that.

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    Shit, they don't even have to be drunk most of the time. Just a simple beer will usually do the trick... When they're totally drunk, they'll just do some extra things to and for ya

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    Edited works really well. I am not suggesting drugging anyone, but it gets them really horny.

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    A roofy.....might not make her horny...but it really doesn't matter...does it? lol

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    Give her Inky's number that would make her horny. He has very LUBRICATED gym equipment. LMAO!

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    get androgel and add it to her body lotion.


    ~G-1000~

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    Ask her to make you a sandwich and to do the dishes. That usually gets them all hot and ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Ask her to make you a sandwich and to do the dishes. That usually gets them all hot and ready.
    Yup...works every time!! lol...also asking her where your clean socks are...definite wetness!!

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    hahaha great post.

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    slip her my phone number

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    lol iv found the best way to make a girl horny is................

    the number one answer the people gave us on the street is foreplay

    stop trying to just stick your dick in your chick get yours and fall asleep

    me n my old lady dont spend less then 2 hours every time we make love all tho there are times a nice quickie at work makes my day seem so much better

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    ...money.

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    you know what reaaaaaaallllly makes her horny?

    bumping 3 year old threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you know what reaaaaaaallllly makes her horny?

    bumping 3 year old threads
    Im wet.

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    kiss there neck and behind the ears and run my hands over there body. If that dont work just get them drunk

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    Body odor from a different girl, specially after sex is your best chance.

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    Ecstacy and vodka! hahahahahha!!

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    lol get her in the mood dude if you can't do that then forget about shagging...

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    Tell her to go get you a beer out of the fridge and when she returns have her pull your finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Tell her to go get you a beer out of the fridge and when she returns have her pull your finger.
    lol that was hilarious or ask if cleaning the house top and bottom helps get her horny....

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    how about this:

    the idea that you can actually deliver an orgasm to your woman?

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    GHB doesn't matter if she's horny or not it's yours..Or maybe a couple mg of xanax and a night at the bars girls get horny off xanax and booze..Ive had some of them take me to place that no sober girl goes..Or should I say places..I love women!

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    lol my old lady works ina old folks home theres nothing like a full day of her changing grown mens diapers to get her in the mood

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    The last thing she wants to see when she gets home prob is some more cock and balls lol I don't know if I could let one of my girls work at a place like that I heard some of those old guys got some baby arms..Might make me feel like less of a man..lol thats comedy..

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    lol she makes 18 bucks a hour lol she makes more then i do per hour

    lol plus i feel like this maybe one of the old guy will like her enough to leave her everything in his will

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    I was gonna say those old folks nurses make good scratch..I actually know one that the guy left his house to when he died because his family wont even talk to him..That shit happens more you think..Ive had girls of mine get touched in about every sexual way by those old dogs, that kinda bothered me..But in this economy I'd send my wife in to clean old cock and balls for 12hr's a day to get ahead..

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    a jobs a job iv dated strippers so i guess its not a big deal for me i know the same thing she does if she walks there will be more in waiting to take her place like many of her own friends

    all of her friends ask me to do tattoos in nasty spots and whats up with all these girls clean shaving and wanting butterflys down there shit get a back tattoo so at least when im banging that shit from behind i got something to look at other then my dick going in an out

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    Tramp stamps!!The majority of women who are going to get tatted on there pubic area or right above there ass crack are sluts..Now mind you I said the majority..I met a girl who was a 23 year old virgin cool as hell a couple years ago...It took me forever to get her naked, but when I did she had the coolest full back tattoo Ive ever seen..After that she turned me on 10x as much for some reason..That was about as far as it got, she like many girls over the years figured out that I got a screw loose upstairs and walk on me..I don't think a hefty steriod cycle helped..Anymore I just try to talk as little as possible, think about what Iam going to say and just ask questions respond and smile and nod.

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    BTW I wasnt downing on your girls job..Just to have a job now is good shit and I love me some strippers!!
    Last edited by KINGKONG; 02-19-2011 at 05:13 PM. Reason: spelling error

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    iv only ever done one full back tattoo and it was pure tribal kinda like this one

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    i did it for free just the cost of ink needles and caps so it was like 50 bucks total

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    Nice, it's sexy to think a girl is all pure and untouched pretty much, but they have been cool enough to be hiding a full back of ink..I dunno it's just sexy..It seems like they have this big secret that you have to work for to see..Ive been finding these really colorfull sleeves they get on one arm to be hot to..I don't really like tattoo's in manly area's on girls like upper arm were everybody gets them or across the top of their back..Iam not hating on those ladies it's my opinion I think it looks to manly for me..Iam sure theres plenty about my tatts women dont like..

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    tattoos on girls drive me nut iv been trying to get my old lady to get some ink but she wont and its such a shame i see all that bare skin and the artist that i am keep thinking man i could make her a work of art

    she just dont want them cause of work shes in and after school where her work will take her so i kinda understand plus the fact i know she will change her mind once she see others in her field will have them

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    lol she makes 18 bucks a hour lol she makes more then i do per hour

    lol plus i feel like this maybe one of the old guy will like her enough to leave her everything in his will
    you don't want to know what I make an hour...

    here's another one that gets' women horny....

    how about a big fat paycheck?

    here's the problem.... Im direct deposit, and too far away if it does happen

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    An old sock soaked in chloroform.

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    LOL good old chloroform..It's as timelessly romantic as chocolates and roses!!

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