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    Holy Crap!

    I think that that is, hands down, the best phrase out there. I use it every chance I get. Like, say, I walk into a midget on the streets, inadvertently knocking him into my homo roommate thus getting them both run over by a Mack truck. In that case, I think shouting "Holy crap!" would be more than appropriate. Or if, say, I see Richard Simmons raping Gary Coleman one foggy Saturday morning, then once again I strongly feel that "Holy crap!" is a suitable expression. There's just something magical about the notion of feces being holy that gets to me, ya know? It touches me in places I don't normally like to be touched, figuratively speaking of course.

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    Oh yeah, and I meant nothing derogatory by "homo roommate", it's just that that is what he likes to be called.

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    Richard Simmons raping Gary Coleman gets a holy crap?

    Hmmm I'd say it's more of a "oh, not again! get a room guys..."

    Now Mister T wearing a balerinas tutu being anally raped by Margaret Thatcher donning an 18in strap on dildo... that gets a holy crap in my book

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    Originally posted by Diesel
    I want some of what you are smoking Nathan.

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    me too............unless your smoking crap........hehe.


    peace bb79

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    ditto

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    Originally posted by Diesel
    I want some of what you are smoking Nathan.

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    Well you can't have it! It's mine I tell you! MINE!

    I'll be keping my eye on you.

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    Originally posted by Diesel
    C'mon.....just one hit......

    No, I will not allow you to perform oral favors on me in exchange...lol

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    If by "will not allow you" you mean "am hoping you will want" then the answer is still no. Nice try though you sneaky guy. I can totally read between the lines.

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