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  1. 01-07-2009, 01:17 AM #1
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    To the chick on the treadmill next to me tonite...

    ...I'm really sorry you were downwind

    On the bright side, the gamble could have been much worse for me if something other than a toot came out.
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  2. 01-07-2009, 01:19 AM #2
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    HAHAHAHA LMAO that just fvcking great!!!!


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  3. 01-07-2009, 02:49 AM #3
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    Nice !!!
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    hahahah

    Dude, the question is... Was she HOT?
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  8. 01-07-2009, 10:28 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by xo3et View Post
    Dude, the question is... Was she HOT?
    That is the truth. I could care less if I fart unless there are cuties around.

    If the cutie is my wife I fart on purpose to annoy her. Does that make me a bad person?
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  9. 01-07-2009, 12:22 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by run_n_fool View Post
    That is the truth. I could care less if I fart unless there are cuties around.

    If the cutie is my wife I fart on purpose to annoy her. Does that make me a bad person?
    Priceless! I don't know about being a bad person, but I would not get none everytime I would attempt to do that and I get caught in the act with the missy lol!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by run_n_fool View Post
    That is the truth. I could care less if I fart unless there are cuties around.

    If the cutie is my wife I fart on purpose to annoy her. Does that make me a bad person?
    makes you a good person, a wonderful man. tell the wife, "i want you to love me for me, you know, better or worse. and baby, it doesnt get any worse than that one." She'll respect the fact that you're only doing it to strengthen the relationship.
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    I tell you, myne have been getting really bad lately. LOL I hear the more they smell them, the more they get attached to you.
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    Haha , did she leave or tough it out?
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  14. 01-08-2009, 02:25 AM #14
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    Been busy working all day and unable to spend much time on the board, but:

    a. She was really hot, hence my guilty confession
    b. I was actually embarassed

    She threw me a concerned look as if she just pitied me for having a green cloud of a disaster.
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  15. 01-08-2009, 08:55 AM #15
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    next time you see her, tell her you felt really bad about it b/c you have been eating pure garbage due to the holidays. then ask her if you can make it up to her by buying her a good meal.

    it is a win-win bro.
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