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    Question Girlfriends ever drive you insane???

    Holy christmas.. Mine is driving me up the goddamn wall right now... I sometimes think about "going postal"!!! haha.. damn she enrages me sometimes!!!!!!!!!!

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    Could you be more specific? Why is she driving you crazy?

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    Just like hurricanes, you meet em wet and wild and when they leave you they take your car and your house, but there are always more fires to put out! Ones to many, a million isn't enough! Aah shit she drives me fucking crazy but I still see Mary Jane on a daily basis! I always give myself a way out and when I'm in it I'm never to far in it! I'll never loose myself in a chick again so when I hear the shit I'll hit the mute button on old gal and put on the headphones, pop in John Madden 2003, grab my fat ass joint, pour me a some Jack, and think about how much fun I'm gonna have that night with my friends. Cheers FireFighter, bad ass avatar and props to the name and you just you just gotta FIND EM HOT AND LEAVE EM WET!!!!!!!

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    Ahhhh maaan... wait till girlfriends become wives, then wives become exes... don't get me started...

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    I know it but I don't believe my soul mate would drive my crazy! Maybe my girlfriend will grow into that and maybe we are yet to meet but in the mean time I'm looking for the right girl and having a great time with the wrong ones! Maybe my cat's my soulmate... just kidding but yeah I'd LOVE to have a chick understood me and didn't drive me crazy!

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    Ouch guys......we aren't all bad. Don't even get me started on MEN.

    I'd be happy with one good one up here in the FROZEN NW.

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    Yeah I know Barbi, I'm just pokin fun at the old men are on mars and women are on venus thing, but I think we all need someone who can truly feel us! I'm sure alot of guys are real bitches to their girlfriends and take them for granted. Its all about the communication and really being understanding of eachother so we don't go loco! Obviously my opinions are biased because either I havn't found the right girl or she han't grown into the right one yet. I'm sure with your understanding of feelings Barbi if you open your door you probably have a long line of guys waiting for their time to shine outside your door!

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    Mine waas a military mariage - a fast decsion and a fast divorce. But OUCH - did she scar me

    But yeah - eventually ya find "the one."

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    Was she military too?

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    Re: Girlfriends ever drive you insane???

    Originally posted by FireFighter
    Holy christmas.. Mine is driving me up the goddamn wall right now... I sometimes think about "going postal"!!! haha.. damn she enrages me sometimes!!!!!!!!!!
    Your a lucky man. My wife won't allow me to have girlfriends

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    Man...I tried to find one for my Ex-husband..... No one would take him.

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    Originally posted by Commando_Barbi
    Was she military too?
    Nope.. she was a civie - we met while I was on temporary orders in the states. We hit off great - so we thought. But I was always going somewhere. So we never really had too much time with each other and we drifted apart as fast as we came together...

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    My Ex was AF. I'm still in. 2.5 more to go. Then god knows what. We grew apart too. We are actually very good friends now...thank god. We have two kids so that's important.

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    Funny you mention it,, I just packed all my girls stuff up about an hour ago and dropped it off on her front porch... I have reached my breaking point....

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    That's sweet Senior. I hope someday I will find that again. I get pretty lonely sometimes. I just put more energy into lifting weights.

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    Re: Re: Girlfriends ever drive you insane???

    Originally posted by RON


    Your a lucky man. My wife won't allow me to have girlfriends

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    Bro, my wife drives me insane and my girlfriends drive me even more insane, they always complain that i spend to much time with the other........tough, tough world we live in...XXL
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    10 things your girlfriend would never say

    1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

    2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends?

    3) Great fart!! Rip another one!

    4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my cunt.

    5) You should see the shit I just birthed.

    6) I'd rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping.

    7) Let's start subscribing to Hustler.

    8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?

    9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it!

    10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm buying.

    11. I know its tight, but do you mind trying to stuff it in my backdoor again?

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    I nick named my gf "Light Switch" enough said and i have grey hair too

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    Originally posted by Commando_Barbi
    I get pretty lonely sometimes. I just put more energy into lifting weights.

    C.B.

    I feel that sometimes too. I miss having a real girlfriend, im tierd of stupid one nighters.

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    I think we all drive each other insane...Then when we decide enough is enough, we've got to get out! Then..... we get antsy or in other words (horny) and things always seem to get back to normal.
    God what is it with men & women... I honestly do believe, you can hate being with em at times, but you CAN'T live without em!!!!!

    What on earth did we do to deserve this??

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    Eve made adam eat the forbidden fruit! she fucked us all over! hahaha

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    Originally posted by FireFighter
    Eve made adam eat the forbidden fruit! she fucked us all over! hahaha
    which fruit might that be......cherry pie????

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    Originally posted by Babyweight


    which fruit might that be......cherry pie????
    LOOOL

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    haha... i think so

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    "Girlfriends ever drive you insane???"

    HA.. dumb question. =)

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    At least ya'll have had a girl/guy! Me...never

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