...and damn my ass is tight. Okay, granted that's gonna spark a series of gay jokes, but the fact remains that my ass is nice and firm. Sure, it could be firmer but all you ass enthusiasts are gonna have to wait for me to gain another 8 pounds of lbm or so before I begin that endeavor. For the record, I'm wearing nothing but a tube top and a kilt at the moment....and the kilt is WAY too small if you follow.