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  1. 01-17-2003, 09:29 AM #1
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    I'm part Italian so this was funny to me...

    Subject: two Italian men get on a bus
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    > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
    > engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
    > them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
    > when she hears one of the men say the following:
    > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
    > I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
    > I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
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    > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
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    > "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
    > lives.........
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    > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
    > justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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  2. 01-17-2003, 10:24 AM #2
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  3. 01-17-2003, 11:16 AM #3
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  4. 01-17-2003, 11:17 AM #4
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  5. 01-17-2003, 11:21 AM #5
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  6. 01-17-2003, 11:26 AM #6
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  7. 01-17-2003, 12:51 PM #7
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    That is some funny shit...
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