Urine test and how to pass one

**Big Rush** · 02-03-2003, 10:40 PM

i will be graduating college pretty soon and i'm sure i'll have to take a urine test. don't know if they will watch or what. i don't want to quit smoking yet but it seems i'll have to. what about niacin and water?? how long will it take to flush your system out with that. oh ya, i don't care about any oif that shit that temporarily cleans youe system out. any suggestions?

**clockworks** · 02-04-2003, 12:08 AM

get this thing called a "urinator". its a prosthetic dick thats hooked up to a squeezable bladder thing. you fill the bladder up with clean pee (from a friend), then when you take the piss test, you pull out your prosthetic, and squeeze it in the right place and it squeezes the clean pee out.

at one point i was making $200 a week providing clean pee for people using that thing...=)

-- clocky baby

Originally posted by Big Rush
i will be graduating college pretty soon and i'm sure i'll have to take a urine test. don't know if they will watch or what. i don't want to quit smoking yet but it seems i'll have to. what about niacin and water?? how long will it take to flush your system out with that. oh ya, i don't care about any oif that shit that temporarily cleans youe system out. any suggestions?

**Buddha_Red** · 02-04-2003, 01:03 AM

terminater gold. it tastes horrible but it will work.

im not sure on the spelling but i know its not terminator. so play with the name.

its around 50 bucks, but if you want to avoid quitting the bud drink it and your cool.

i have no idea about passing juice tests tho

**poshpa** · 02-04-2003, 07:51 AM

i just had to pass a urine test for a job. U have to make sure the temp of ur piss is right or else it will not work. u can buy powdered urine and has a built in heater in the test. u just put water in it before u go and it will heat up and ur set. what i did was take something called xtra clean and it did the job with no problem u can find it on the internet or go to some storees. i just dont knw what around u. all i know is i tooka urin test a week and half ago and iwas gonna be fucked but bought this cause my friend used it several times and i had smoked like 1 week before . the only thing is u have to be clean for 3 days before so if u do that u will be set me. worked for me and my friends.

**Colibri** · 02-04-2003, 08:49 AM

Passing a urine test is easy:

Don't do drugs.

Tada.

***Pheedno*** · 02-04-2003, 08:54 AM

I've used Niacin and 2.5gal of water and passed smoking the day of the test.

Niacin- Buld up in your system over a 4 day period gradully increasing dose. The day of the test, you'll be a burning, itching, mofo but it works and it's a B-vitamin so it can't be detected as a cleanser