I am better than all of you

**popa** · 02-14-2003, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by Nathan
Every last one of you. I am better looking, stronger, smarter, can run faster, and can draw better than the whole lot of you. In easy-to-understand mathematical form it goes a little something like this:

Nathan = Better than YOU!

hahahahahha

**Big Al** · 02-14-2003, 05:22 AM

I don't think maths was needed here, surely Nathan is better than you would have surficed?

**BigGreen** · 02-14-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Nathan

Do you wear spectacles? I imagine you do is all.

Well, one would be more than moderately justified in making the statement that my ocular capacities are perhaps waning as the graphic representation of the passage of my life upon a two-dimensional axis increasingly tends towards the upper end of the y-axis, but how you might presume to arrive at the conclusion that I in fact adorn spectacles upon my countenance is most worrisome. What matters of decuction and applications of logic, I implore (nay, beseech) allowed you to reach such an ostensibly untenable conclusion, as I can think of nothing that might betray my proclivity towards spectacles in my posts?

**ripped4fsu** · 02-14-2003, 02:39 PM

ugh,,, I blew my cerebellum trying to read that...

**Nathan** · 02-18-2003, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BigGreen

Well, one would be more than moderately justified in making the statement that my ocular capacities are perhaps waning as the graphic representation of the passage of my life upon a two-dimensional axis increasingly tends towards the upper end of the y-axis, but how you might presume to arrive at the conclusion that I in fact adorn spectacles upon my countenance is most worrisome. What matters of decuction and applications of logic, I implore (nay, beseech) allowed you to reach such an ostensibly untenable conclusion, as I can think of nothing that might betray my proclivity towards spectacles in my posts?

I like pants.