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    ok ok, JOKE OF THE DAY PART 2...ROFL

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."

    Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

    One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."

    Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 is dollars is 50 dollars."

    The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars."

    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

    The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

    Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

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    that is some funny shit...

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    hahahaha

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    bwaahh oh so not so funny

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    $50 bucks is cheap!

    I wanna go bungy jumping!

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    Not bad!

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    Hahaha hardcore!

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