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    Ever try to get a girl some place other than the night life? Girls that are worth your time, are normally not in the night scene. I think everyone goes thru that phase of wanting someone, but having someone always seems out of reach. You will get thru it cdp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    Ever try to get a girl some place other than the night life? Girls that are worth your time, are normally not in the night scene. I think everyone goes thru that phase of wanting someone, but having someone always seems out of reach. You will get thru it cdp
    I am debating trying the grocery store , library, maybe join a church. I can talk to girls anywhere doesn't matter how hot.

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    I feel personally invesed in this for some reason. lol
    LOL thanks for the rally of support. Oh and just for the record about how I feel about my game, I think I get better every day, literally every day. In the beginning im sure I came off as desperate. But when I'm talking to these girls, what i'm thinking when its only going OK is "jeebuz I wish this girl would just decide now if shes into me or not so I can go talk to that girl 10 feet away if its not going anywhere". I try not to get invested in a girl before I see i its going anywhere; If I did then what would happen is everytime I got shot down I would lose something and feel a loss. Instead, when I get shot down Im already debating my next move. I might have to slow my roll though; Its not healthy to be TOO into ANYTHING. For the most part. Bodybuilding an exception

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I am debating trying the grocery store , library, maybe join a church. I can talk to girls anywhere doesn't matter how hot.



    LOL thanks for the rally of support. Oh and just for the record about how I feel about my game, I think I get better every day, literally every day. In the beginning im sure I came off as desperate. But when I'm talking to these girls, what i'm thinking when its only going OK is "jeebuz I wish this girl would just decide now if shes into me or not so I can go talk to that girl 10 feet away if its not going anywhere". I try not to get invested in a girl before I see i its going anywhere; If I did then what would happen is everytime I got shot down I would lose something and feel a loss. Instead, when I get shot down Im already debating my next move. I might have to slow my roll though; Its not healthy to be TOO into ANYTHING. For the most part. Bodybuilding an exception

    This is a great stratagy. In a couple more years you will be able to write a book on this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Thats awesome dude im glad somebody here is getting some other than just Haz hogging all the ass lol No but seriously I hope to join you guys soon on the getting laid front
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    no, dont count me in that group... she just likes to tease & please a man as much as I like to do it to women so we work out well with each other. It doesnt end up in sex... we both agree that intercourse makes things difficult for us.

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    I thought Id continue to bare my soul to you guys because some of you have been really good to me with the posts and pms.

    This song kind of sums up how I feel lately:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g&feature=av2e

    Earlier in the day I try to kick it to a girl in subway and get shot down. Then I see a girl downtown and shes eye ****ing me so I walk up to her and intro myself. She's on the phone i'm like "is that your girlfriend" she shakes her head no "is that your boyfriend" she shakes her head yes. I left.. and I lost as Haz would say. I think I could have got her if I had stayed. Bad karma to try to nail a bitch you met on celly with her bf though.

    Im back drinking last night.. trying to quit again. I am a chronic relapser.. but I feel so powerful lately. Cut me a break on what follows keeping that in mind..

    I hit the strip club yesterday and this latina girl is talking to me and shes good looking but her face isn't quite cute enough for me. Body is banging though very brazillian looking; turns out shes puerto rican. Anyway Im checking out this classic blonde perfect tits cheerleader looking girl the entire time im there. I just couldn't get into the latina because it was like settling.. lol.. i know, beggars cant be choosers, but its the aas mentality. Want it all more of it right now. This ugly mother****er grabs the girls hand while im talking to her; this is a classic "that guy has game and im jealous" move. I actually tried a similar move back in the day when i was herb. Anyway I debate starting a ruckus and getting between him and the girl, but I really don't want to spend the 20 bucks. But in hindsight he made me his bitch and screwed up any chance I had of tapping her latin ass, and If I had manned up I would have got the girl in all likelihood, maybe a number, maybe a kiss, maybe boning , but I would have got something. Live and learn though.

    They do last call for dances. I walk right up to the blonde girl and start kicking it hard, telling her I was trying to get her attention but so many guys want to be on her she didn't see me. She gives me a dance and its the funniest lap dance ive ever gotten. I did abs earlier and my abs are hard to the touch. I like to think this is why she did this; but anyway she starts SLAMMING her crotch into my abdomen grinding me. Not like casual at all but hardcore. She is slamming so hard that I have to activate my core just to keep from having her push me around in the chair. I laughed. It was one of those "so bad its good" type things.

    I go home and I call an escort to hang out, not for sex, cause im drunk and lonely and I have some cash on me. She shows up and I go swimming with her in the pool. We talk and she has a 3 year old daughter. I ask where the dad is and she gives some story about how hes not around anymore. I ask why shes doing this she says for her daughter. The time starts ticking down and she implies that if Im gonna bang her this is the moment. I tell her some things a little out there but this is just who I am. I tell her I can't do that because she has a daughter and it would be like hurting that little girl's mom. I tell her I can't contribute to another human beings destruction and she should leave this way of life. Shes obviously never heard any shit like this out of someones mouth even though I meant every word. I hope I planted a seed but who knows.

    Anyway Im done with some of this craziness for a while.. Clubs clubs clubs.. feel like trying to kick game in a supermarket or maybe the gym. Only thing with the gym is you have to see them.. I have found that my confidence is so high that I can tolerate being shot down and its not awkward. So I think I might kick it to someone in the gym who knows.

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    Sounds like you're going for the "odds" approach. If you're gonna do that you should just start walking up to hot girls and saying "wanna fvck?" and odds say eventually one of them will say yes. It will save all sorts of time and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Sounds like you're going for the "odds" approach. If you're gonna do that you should just start walking up to hot girls and saying "wanna fvck?" and odds say eventually one of them will say yes. It will save all sorts of time and money.
    I can't tell if you're being dead serious or not

    My one friend, I asked him how to deal with a girl giving me the run around, he's like its simple call them around midnight and tell them to come over to bone

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    lol I enjoyed that story, You should write a book man that was good reading.
    tough game on not scoring with her better luck next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I can't tell if you're being dead serious or not

    My one friend, I asked him how to deal with a girl giving me the run around, he's like its simple call them around midnight and tell them to come over to bone
    Being serious to a point. There's a lot of girls that go out looking for the same thing you are. Just let them know what you're looking for in a somewhat but not too subtle way and it could happen.

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    Anytime a girl texted me after ten o'clock my reply would be "you wanna fvck don't you" and 90% of time they did. For them to just text and say hey let's fvck makes them look like the whore they are but if you say it your just a guy and she's just a horny girl.

    You can only beat around the bush for so long before you have to just knock the damn thing over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Being serious to a point. There's a lot of girls that go out looking for the same thing you are. Just let them know what you're looking for in a somewhat but not too subtle way and it could happen.
    I like that dude.. I could see that working. Women love when you are cute about shit. Like this girl the other day , when she came back from the bathroom with her friend, I go "so what were you talking about?" shes like girl stuff im like "oh so its confidential" lol

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    Miley Cyrus girl went out with me for a little bit. We shot pool. .. and uh, something about herb.. Went to taco bell. Tried to get a kiss. She wouldn't let me. I know this is gonna sound wierd but I thinks he likes me but wants me to work for her. She's so beautiful.. I would wifey her on looks, but I of course need to get to know her personality too to see if we are compatible.

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    So I read this whole thread.

    Now I dont claim to get mad ***** or anything but some things going through my head while reading this.....

    You are on the right track as far as talking to as many women as possible. As time goes on your going to get more and more comfortable with not only talking to women, but moreso yourself in these situations.

    I see you make mention of reading "pickup women" books. Ive read things here and there and yeah deffinately some good tips in those books, but for the most part they are filled with stupid bullshit.

    The MAIN thing I think as time goes on. You seem to have this concept that you getting laid or finding a girlfriend is going to solve this unhappy/depressed feeling that you may or may not be going through in life.

    You are too occupied with this notion! Easier said then done I know, but the thing is you going to have to get more comfortable with yourself first bro. You cant expect to have someone else solve these underlying things for you. All it will be is a quick pick me up but then whatever the underlying thing is will still be there. When your out and about women pickup on these small ques wether you see them yourself or not.

    Alot more then I wanted to type and without me knowing your whole story.
    I dont want to over analyze shit but I would have to say when you go out you have to be "careless"

    Of course as a guy getting laid is always going to be one of those things that is in the back of your head but if that is the PRIMARY drive of your life and when you go out and talk to women they will pick up on it.

    Go out and talk to anyone and everyone if you get laid you get laid. Keep the I DONT GIVE A **** mentality in your head. Keep building the confidence up and it'll get better and better.

    but when you make mention of worrying about telling your age or spending too much time with talking to one girl because you might miss out on talking to another is not on the right path.

    Once you truly get that mentality where if you meet someone cool while your out and you dont give off the im only trying to get laid tonight vibe is exctly when you just might end up closing more women because they feel like they are the ones in control because it was 'their idea to go home with you' and they didnt feel like thats all you were about from the beginning.

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    Thank you for your contribution.. it changed my life. Its all so clear now.

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    I have a question for you guys.

    I suspect this girl will go on more dates with me; she seems to be into me. But this is progressing so slowly. I mean at this rate maybe i'll get to kiss her on the next date, make out on the date after, get to 2nd date after, etc etc. I don't mind waiting for her shes worth it.. but .. I could drop dead tomorrow. So I find myself wondering if I should keep kicking game to every girl I run into like I had been doing for a while.

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    Hey I have another question. I talked to a hot latin girl tonight 108 lbs, tight body, small firm boobs. Really attracted to her. I think it freaked her out that I kept staring at her while I was talking to her. Thats my nature though to make eye contact during the entire convo, but it seemed to be creeping her. Should I look around the room and shit just to keep them comfortable? I'm hoping to go out on another date with either the Latin girl or Miley Cyrus tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I have a question for you guys.

    I suspect this girl will go on more dates with me; she seems to be into me. But this is progressing so slowly. I mean at this rate maybe i'll get to kiss her on the next date, make out on the date after, get to 2nd date after, etc etc. I don't mind waiting for her shes worth it.. but .. I could drop dead tomorrow. So I find myself wondering if I should keep kicking game to every girl I run into like I had been doing for a while.
    well keep dragging her till she is willing to put up and then do whatever u
    want after u finish the deed.

    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Hey I have another question. I talked to a hot latin girl tonight 108 lbs, tight body, small firm boobs. Really attracted to her. I think it freaked her out that I kept staring at her while I was talking to her. Thats my nature though to make eye contact during the entire convo, but it seemed to be creeping her. Should I look around the room and shit just to keep them comfortable? I'm hoping to go out on another date with either the Latin girl or Miley Cyrus tomorrow.
    I wonder what ur intentions are? r u afraid of women or what...simple thing women will become issue when you make them one, and you seem to make woman an issue...i see trouble in ur future

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    I didn't read all of this.

    All I know is the thread is called "CDP is gonna get laid".

    I read your long ass post on this page.

    And now I'm confused.

    You got an escort, and still didn't get laid?

    Instead you try to convince her to leave her evil ways for her daughter?!

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    I never said I was normal jesus ****. As I wander through life I realize im one of the most abnormal people out there. **** it im just gonna get on the sauce eat right train right and let em come to me. Im sick of all this "whats your sign" bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I never said I was normal jesus ****. As I wander through life I realize im one of the most abnormal people out there. **** it im just gonna get on the sauce eat right train right and let em come to me. Im sick of all this "whats your sign" bullshit.
    I am sick of can i see picture of ur dick? and them OMG i dont wanna do anal with u....wtf...not showing my d!ck pictures to anyone

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    Man there is a whole lot of reading way too much into women going on in here CDP. Women are people bro, just like you. Regardless of what they look like, who gives a fvck? Just talk to them, don't worry about 'game' or any of that shit. If you can be confident, and funny - you got them where you want them period.

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    Practice on me CP. Come on to me as if i were a women and we will see how things go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Practice on me CP. Come on to me as if i were a women and we will see how things go.
    in the end he be walking funny

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    got a burnette version?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Practice on me CP. Come on to me as if i were a women and we will see how things go.
    Lol.. DSM ur the best

    Hey hows your night going Im cherry dp
    So do you come here often?
    What are you drinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Lol.. DSM ur the best

    Hey hows your night going I'd like to give your cherry dp

    So do you come here often, no? would you like to??

    What are you thinking? How much you want to swallow my load
    these lines will work better

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    Ok I have a good reason for bumping this thread.

    Im in the supermarket today and this gay guy starts coming on to me hard. He won't let me go. Hes telling me how cute I am and stuff. We talk lifting for like an hour cause his shift ends. Hes awesome. I tell him i identify as straight but I have 2 gay friends and I love and accept them exactly as they are. He is gonna hook me up with some skin cream later this week. Anyway

    Before talking to him I talked to a couple of people in the grocery store. Im in the zone. Sounds cliche saying that. But I was like.. beasting the store. Like all eyes on me type thing.

    Ok so I start checking my groceries out and the lady is looking 40 ish to me. I mean wtf do I know.. she could be in her 30s. Im 29 im no spring chicken. I chat her up like crazy.. we're talking food a lot. Looks wise.. shes very slender. I wasn't particularly attracted to her but theres nothing really wrong with her and shes in shape. Plus I just j.o.'d a little while before so that could be screwing with my attraction compass. Anyway in the convo she makes a joke "you could cook me dinner".

    So I get my groceries, she hands me my receipt, etc

    She looks at me she goes "I was serious. You could cook me dinner"

    I was awestruck.. probably u guyses fault.. cause you almost had me convinced i'll never GET LAID LOLLLLLLLLLLL

    All I could manage.. to say.. was like a flirty "HEYYYYYY" and leave.

    But now that im at home , with the 20 - 20 hindsight.. this is what I think she basically said.. in girlspeak..

    Your hot. I want to **** you. A lot. Now. I want to **** your brains out.


    And thats when I realize.. I am an f tard.

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    Am I the only person in here that keeps refreshing and yelling 'COME ON YOU **** ERS COME YOU **** ERS COME INTO MY THREAD"

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    yes you are a pushy one!

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    Im thinking about going back tomorrow and giving her m y number.. I need you guys input. Its been over a month since i got laid.. and.. shes doable.. so .. ?

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    sooo? why not? wham bam thank you mam

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    sooo? why not? wham bam thank you mam
    YESSSS this is what i needed to hear

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    go for it man! you have just been given the green light! your single so why not?

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    THIS JUST IN NEWS FLASH

    I GOT LAID

    YESTERDAY..

    Not the hottest thing on the planet but I needed this.. over a month with no poon. Had some fun doggy and she gives good head. Planning to let her go though.. I can do better. If I keep working. No pics.. if I ever bone something skeet skeet worthy I will make sure to include pics.

    Anyway you can say what you want but I feel satisfied. Two hot girls were kind of eye ****ing me once I jumped on this girl.. because girls are bitches like that. I honestly think I could have disengaged and taken a better looking girl but im a big believer in karma.

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    I asked for the number of this lady that works at my local supermarket today.. and she obliged.

    So.

    Expect me to get laid again soon! WOOT WOOTz

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    ***** Wrangler's log, January 29, 2012..

    Jesus ****ing christ ive been dating the same girl since the 9/2010 post. I cannot do it anymore. I hereby make a pact before the forum and God to not jack off until I jump on a girl. I can't date this girl anymore. We've been doing the long distance thing for a while now and Im done with it but I can't break up with her because ive done it like 3 times and we keep getting back together cause the ***** is good.

    First serious run at the clubs tonight. Go to the country western / dance club that everyone says the women go to. I'm an alcoholic. Almost immediately run into guy who saw me at the strip club 2 weeks ago slouched over passed out. We'll call him "Bull". Not his real nick but he might come on here. Anyway Bull has been shot 5 times, tattooed, street guy, my kind of grimey friend. All my friends are like this guy I can tell we are going to be tight. Three fat girls to my right eye f- ing me. Debate going for the easy kill. Decide against it. Not going to f- anything less hot than my current hopefully soon to be ex gf. See very hot bodied bitch with slightly butter face but amazing tits and ass. Ask Bull about her. Zicka zicka he says she is an std outbreak waiting to happen. I walk the club and spot a couple of girls. Stand near one after making eye contact a few times. She walks off shes not interested in being hit on. **** me Im horrible after a year hiatus. Bull introduces me to a smokin hot blonde 20 year old college kid. He leaves her with me so we can chat. She rejects me but its probably for the best because shes too smokin hot and I would most likely try to lock it up. Bounce to downtown. Takes about an hour for me to figure out ive gone the way of the puss burger and have no approach skills whatsoever anymore. Lots of lonely fat chicks and few cuties by themselves. A few girls look me up and down but I don't run a play.

    New plan to go out every night and not jack off any. This will not be defeated I will be the greatest champion of all time surpassing even the greats like Haz and KP with my ***** wrangling skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    ***** Wrangler's log, January 29, 2012..

    Jesus ****ing christ ive been dating the same girl since the 9/2010 post. I cannot do it anymore. I hereby make a pact before the forum and God to not jack off until I jump on a girl. I can't date this girl anymore. We've been doing the long distance thing for a while now and Im done with it but I can't break up with her because ive done it like 3 times and we keep getting back together cause the ***** is good.

    First serious run at the clubs tonight. Go to the country western / dance club that everyone says the women go to. I'm an alcoholic. Almost immediately run into guy who saw me at the strip club 2 weeks ago slouched over passed out. We'll call him "Bull". Not his real nick but he might come on here. Anyway Bull has been shot 5 times, tattooed, street guy, my kind of grimey friend. All my friends are like this guy I can tell we are going to be tight. Three fat girls to my right eye f- ing me. Debate going for the easy kill. Decide against it. Not going to f- anything less hot than my current hopefully soon to be ex gf. See very hot bodied bitch with slightly butter face but amazing tits and ass. Ask Bull about her. Zicka zicka he says she is an std outbreak waiting to happen. I walk the club and spot a couple of girls. Stand near one after making eye contact a few times. She walks off shes not interested in being hit on. **** me Im horrible after a year hiatus. Bull introduces me to a smokin hot blonde 20 year old college kid. He leaves her with me so we can chat. She rejects me but its probably for the best because shes too smokin hot and I would most likely try to lock it up. Bounce to downtown. Takes about an hour for me to figure out ive gone the way of the puss burger and have no approach skills whatsoever anymore. Lots of lonely fat chicks and few cuties by themselves. A few girls look me up and down but I don't run a play.

    New plan to go out every night and not jack off any. This will not be defeated I will be the greatest champion of all time surpassing even the greats like Haz and KP with my ***** wrangling skills.
    So you're not getting laid right now and you're not going to jack off until you get some pu$sy? If you go a week without pus$y from today, I bet $100 you'll be beating the bishop.

    Seriously dude, don't write off some broad as being too hot for you. Go in there with some fvcking confidence and she's yours.
    Last edited by Honkey_Kong; 01-29-2012 at 04:03 AM.

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    Reading this thread makes me want to be in a steady relationship.

    Cdp, your posts are actually entertaining. Easy, funny reading with underlying theme of failure. Your character reminds me of Ben Stiller.
    You have some obvious writing skills. Maybe youŽll have more luck texting instead of talking

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