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02-14-2003, 12:35 PM #1
I need to tap some a$$ soon!
Man I've been single for two months now and it f*ing sucks. I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe. I need to find a woman soon bros! hahahah. its starting to hurt to type, damn wrists!
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02-14-2003, 02:04 PM #2
Re: I need to tap some a$$ soon!
Originally posted by FireFighter
I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe.
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02-14-2003, 03:08 PM #3
No i know you have the right BigGreen .. but man im saying I need a real woman now...
INTERNET PORN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.. I HATE .... aww i can i stay mad at you.. come here.
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02-14-2003, 03:15 PM #4
at least when all else fails in our lives we know that we can find hope in AR and internet spanktravision.
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02-14-2003, 03:26 PM #5
I've been single for my WHOLE life (20 years), so don't tell me porn is getting boring or can't help! It's been helping me since I was 13
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02-14-2003, 03:28 PM #6
All I have to say is thank God for Cable modems, my girlfriend was pissed when I first got it, you can figure out why.
Pain
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02-14-2003, 03:34 PM #7
Re: I need to tap some a$$ soon!
Originally posted by FireFighter
Man I've been single for two months now and it f*ing sucks. I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe. I need to find a woman soon bros! hahahah. its starting to hurt to type, damn wrists!Wake chicks- We make your boat look good.
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02-14-2003, 04:02 PM #8
Firefighter I feel your pain bro... last year I ran a ten month dry streak. I have a feeling that a few generations from now people will be experiecing a virtual internet indistinguishable from our everyday surroundings... (think 'the matrix'). Imagine the possibilities..
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02-14-2003, 04:18 PM #9Originally posted by tolinka
man, this shit dont work!
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02-14-2003, 06:09 PM #10
All the porn link posts have been deleted. Please keep porn and links to porn sites off the board. If you all care so much about FireFighter, lets chip in and get him a hooker.
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02-14-2003, 06:14 PM #11
Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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02-14-2003, 06:57 PM #12Originally posted by palme
Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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02-14-2003, 09:46 PM #13Respected Member
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Originally posted by palme
Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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02-14-2003, 10:06 PM #14Originally posted by palme
Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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02-15-2003, 06:55 PM #15
This is gonna sound lame ... LMAO ... but those guys who posted those porn sites, if any of them were free, and really good, could you PM them to me???
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02-15-2003, 07:29 PM #16
I feel your pain bro, Toronto is just one big cock tease.
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02-16-2003, 06:30 AM #17Originally posted by Terinox
This is gonna sound lame ... LMAO ... but those guys who posted those porn sites, if any of them were free, and really good, could you PM them to me???
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02-16-2003, 02:05 PM #18
Haha you bastards are great.. damn you palme, thats the best line outta gone in 60 seconds... i laughed my ass off when i read that. haha no worries shredz, i will never find you that hot(well maybe just alittle) hehe.
Excess nothing but good stuff is coming from you how much have you collected???? hehe
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02-17-2003, 12:52 AM #19
Man this is nuts, but i actually met this girl lastnight.... It was awesome. She was super cool and easy to talk to, and not too mention that she was pretty f*in hot!
Ya me!
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02-17-2003, 01:12 AM #20
yay you! ;-) good luck
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02-17-2003, 03:34 AM #21
should have railed her up, layed te ole water pipe!! Tell her your a Firefighter/Plumber and you unclog all holes
abstrack@protonmail.com
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02-17-2003, 04:17 AM #22
railed her.... so romantic!
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02-17-2003, 09:12 AM #23
Haha Im just wondering if i should put the three date rule in effect. no action in 3 dates.. bye bye! hahah.
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02-17-2003, 09:49 AM #24Originally posted by FireFighter
Haha Im just wondering if i should put the three date rule in effect. no action in 3 dates.. bye bye! hahah.
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02-17-2003, 02:07 PM #25Originally posted by Terinox
You gotta be patient dude, you never know, this one just might be "the one"
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02-17-2003, 02:11 PM #26
Poor Firefighter. I feel your pain.
Good luck with the NEW girl. Have some damn patience.
C.B.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-17-2003, 02:39 PM #27Originally posted by peam
railed her.... so romantic!
Right along the lines of: "Gidday mate, wanna fuck?!"
You know you got a picky one when they answer: "Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it... you smooth bastard"
Red
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02-17-2003, 04:52 PM #28
Hey... "you talked me into it" that sounds like me..... damn you baby... damn you and your 5 times a day :-) but you know I love you ::muah::
yeah... "railed" ... I can only dream that my guy will say I just wanna "rail" you to me one day... it's right up there with "I love you" and "you're the only one for me"
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02-17-2003, 04:54 PM #29
Oh! Ketchup! I like your signature ;-)
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02-17-2003, 04:57 PM #30Junior Member
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just another bitch..... lmfao....just use. nice shoes wanna fuck it works for me
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02-17-2003, 05:00 PM #31
but... remember! ... don't say that if she's barefoot ;-)
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02-17-2003, 07:54 PM #32
bro, the only difference b/w sex and jerking off is that depending on the girl jerking off lasts longer lol!
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02-17-2003, 07:56 PM #33
"Masturbation's lost it's fun." ~Green day! :-) Sorry but.. full intensity just reminded me of that song
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02-17-2003, 09:09 PM #34Originally posted by Full Intensity
bro, the only difference b/w sex and jerking off is that depending on the girl jerking off lasts longer lol!
I mean...why go through all that hassle of trying to make them understand why you do steroids , just dump them, and grab that weener with your hand and make the best of your time!!! It's FAAAAAANTASTIC.
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02-17-2003, 09:12 PM #35
All this talking about getting off makes me hungry....
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02-17-2003, 09:25 PM #36Originally posted by peam
Oh! Ketchup! I like your signature ;-)
I seem to have that song permanently stuck in my head... not ideal when you are trying to get the aggression up to lift heavy
Red
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02-17-2003, 10:29 PM #37
haha Masterbation is just having sex with someone you love man! haha. I don't think im gonna use the 3 date rule, but i don't think i wanna start another relationship right off the bat... I think im just gonna take my time with things.... shes super cool and awesome to talk to. I can tell shes got a wild side too... Ya Babyyyyyyy!!!! ahaha
Is Bath time fun Red? do you soak in Mr bubbles?
hehe just teasin bro.
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02-17-2003, 10:35 PM #38
He does soak in Mr. Bubbles.... with the girl you just went out with! j/k
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02-18-2003, 09:25 AM #39
Well at least shes all clean then! make sure you scrub her back Red! haha. i hate you peam!
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02-18-2003, 11:08 AM #40
Hee hee you folks crack me up now my coworkers are wondering why I am laughing at my computer...
Ah the life of a cubicle dweller!
Red
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