Spelling Test (joke of the day Tuesday: Feb 25)

**KunipshunFit** · 02-25-2003, 07:02 AM

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her:
Hello - How are you!" "We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her."
"Which word?" the woman asked."
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gatesof Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry.... there'll be Hell to pay later.

**Colibri** · 02-25-2003, 07:08 AM

Today's real joke of the day:

Canada.

**Red Ketchup** · 02-25-2003, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Colibri
Today's real joke of the day:

Canada.

Joke of the day? Christ man have you been living under a rock? We've been the joke of the century!

Red

**mammoth** · 02-25-2003, 10:06 AM

Colibri...Whats up with our hatred towards Canadians?

**Terinox** · 02-25-2003, 03:13 PM

Great joke Kunip!!!

**Terinox** · 02-25-2003, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by mammoth
Colibri...Whats up with our hatred towards Canadians?

Jealousy is a very powerful thing

**Colibri** · 02-25-2003, 04:16 PM

The're not real men like us Scot's, they think their so great shagging those moose things, can't they stick to sheep like us REAL men?

Bastards, I hate you. Go to hell.

**Terinox** · 02-25-2003, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Colibri
The're not real men like us Scot's, they think their so great shagging those moose things, can't they stick to sheep like us REAL men?

Bastards, I hate you. Go to hell.

Sheep eh?!?

**Red Ketchup** · 02-25-2003, 05:26 PM

You ever seen a moose?

Hey shagging sheep is easy... they weee small, cute and fluffy!

Now shagging a moose... there is a challenge... damm thing is bigger than a plow horse and wilder than a gazelle, uglier than Céline Dion and has antlers that you could use as sattelite dishes! It takes a real super tough "rip the trees right out of the ground" canadian lumberjack to bag a moose!

Red

**Colibri** · 02-25-2003, 05:33 PM

You think shagging sheep is easy? I tell you, when you have a sheep kick you in the nuts on rear entry, you can't tell me it's easy.

Trick of the trade, put the sheeps hind legs in a pair of wellies and do it on the edge of a cliff. That way, it wont kick you and it will try and back of away from the cliff making for a more pleasent experience.

**Terinox** · 02-25-2003, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Colibri
You think shagging sheep is easy? I tell you, when you have a sheep kick you in the nuts on rear entry, you can't tell me it's easy.

Trick of the trade, put the sheeps hind legs in a pair of wellies and do it on the edge of a cliff. That way, it wont kick you and it will try and back of away from the cliff making for a more pleasent experience.

Okay STOP. I DO NOT even wanna KNOW how you know that shit!!!

**Colibri** · 02-25-2003, 07:25 PM

Sexy and you know it!

**Terinox** · 02-25-2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Colibri
Sexy and you know it!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BABY!

That picture really did it for me...ooooh la la!!!

**Red Ketchup** · 02-25-2003, 10:24 PM

Hmmm might be the deca talking, but those sheep just didn't do anything for me...

Now get me a great big bullwinkle moose and I'll be like that wiggly schlong Mr. Bean in the other thread

Red