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    funny thing happened at the gym today...

    workout partner was on one of the end treadmills and i was on the opposite end because it was a busy time of day at my gym. he had been having really bad gas throughout our sets, but when we were running he ripped a huge fart that drifted all the way down to my end...there were 5 people in between us and all of them looked over in his direction and grimaced...a woman next to me even stopped mid workout and asked me if i smelled anything funny. i told her i could smell it too, and she started to complain...i never knew that a fart could smell so damn terrible until a whiff of it almost made me tear up. it wasn't til after we were finished with cardio he asked me if i smelled anything while running and i realized that it was him who ruined 5 other peoples runs with that bomb...ridiculous, but funny that it actually made it down to my end with enough strength to get the woman off the 'mill. just thought i would share this classy story with everyone

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    LOL, gas in the gym is always a good time.

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    i fart there all the time, cant help it

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    damn thats one strong ass protein fart.

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    Always the "workout partner" never the one telling the story We are are family here, confess!

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    seriously, it wasn't me...i have had some embarassing moments with gas in the gym in the past, but i would be doing him a disservice if i claimed that brilliant specimen as my own i wish my gas was that potent because it would come in handy in certain situations

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    At least he didn't do it while repping. Those tend to be a bit more vocal. I would rather somebody smell my farts then hear them!! Damn funny story though!!

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    ahhhh yes... the dreaded protein bombs... I almost forced an emergency landing once on a plane with one of those beauties!!

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    Damn man...thats scary. Only thing worse was this naked fuck was standing in front of me in the locker room, ass about 8 inches away from me and let one right by my arm, i felt it ...eesh.

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    I had to grab some canned protein to tide me over till I get my pro-rated and the gas HIT!!! me. My partner was doing leg presses and I grinned at hit and ROOOOOAARRR!!!! I let it out and the smell!!!!!! Coulda killed fish. I got 12 people outta the weightroom... funny thing is everone thought it was him cause he was leg pressin!!!

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