02-20-2003, 07:47 PM #1
funny thing happened at the gym today...
workout partner was on one of the end treadmills and i was on the opposite end because it was a busy time of day at my gym. he had been having really bad gas throughout our sets, but when we were running he ripped a huge fart that drifted all the way down to my end...there were 5 people in between us and all of them looked over in his direction and grimaced...a woman next to me even stopped mid workout and asked me if i smelled anything funny. i told her i could smell it too, and she started to complain...i never knew that a fart could smell so damn terrible until a whiff of it almost made me tear up. it wasn't til after we were finished with cardio he asked me if i smelled anything while running and i realized that it was him who ruined 5 other peoples runs with that bomb...ridiculous, but funny that it actually made it down to my end with enough strength to get the woman off the 'mill. just thought i would share this classy story with everyone
02-20-2003, 07:50 PM #2
LOL, gas in the gym is always a good time.
02-20-2003, 07:53 PM #3
i fart there all the time, cant help it
02-21-2003, 06:27 AM #4
damn thats one strong ass protein fart.
02-21-2003, 08:19 AM #5
Always the "workout partner" never the one telling the story We are are family here, confess!
02-21-2003, 08:41 AM #6
seriously, it wasn't me...i have had some embarassing moments with gas in the gym in the past, but i would be doing him a disservice if i claimed that brilliant specimen as my own i wish my gas was that potent because it would come in handy in certain situations
02-21-2003, 08:59 AM #7
At least he didn't do it while repping. Those tend to be a bit more vocal. I would rather somebody smell my farts then hear them!! Damn funny story though!!
02-21-2003, 02:44 PM #8
ahhhh yes... the dreaded protein bombs... I almost forced an emergency landing once on a plane with one of those beauties!!
10-10-2003, 11:02 PM #9
Damn man...thats scary. Only thing worse was this naked fuck was standing in front of me in the locker room, ass about 8 inches away from me and let one right by my arm, i felt it ...eesh.
10-10-2003, 11:12 PM #10
I had to grab some canned protein to tide me over till I get my pro-rated and the gas HIT!!! me. My partner was doing leg presses and I grinned at hit and ROOOOOAARRR!!!! I let it out and the smell!!!!!! Coulda killed fish. I got 12 people outta the weightroom... funny thing is everone thought it was him cause he was leg pressin!!!
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