02-21-2003, 12:22 PM #1
Stupid People!! (joke Of The Day)
Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)
Grand Canyon National Park:
"Was this man-made?"
"Do you light it up at night?"
"I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it? "
"So where are the faces of the presidents?"
Everglades National Park:
"Are the alligators real?"
"Are the baby alligators for sale?"
"Where are all the rides?"
"What time does the two o'clock bus leave?"
Denali National Park (Alaska):
"What time do you feed the bears?"
"How much does Mount McKinley weigh?"
Mesa Verde National Park:
"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
"Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?"
"What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?"
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
"Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado"?
Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
"How much of the cave is underground?"
"So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?"
"Does it ever rain in here?"
02-21-2003, 12:24 PM #2
Stupidity...what a wonderful thing
02-21-2003, 01:52 PM #3
02-21-2003, 02:37 PM #4
hey don't knock stupidity,, if not for that (and rum) I'd NEVER get laid!!
02-21-2003, 03:00 PM #5
heres a joke i got in an email;
a young red head walks in the doctors office and says, "doc my whole body hurts, i cant touch any part of my body w/ out it hurting". So the doc says "thats impossible." So she goes to show him and touches her knee and screams in agony, then she touches her ankle and screams again, then she touches her arm and screams again.she than asks "so whats wrong w/ me doc?" he says" hmmm is ur hair naturally red? and she says "no its blonde", he says " i thought so, u have a broken finger"
............it went something like that (im horrible at telling stories!)
02-21-2003, 05:41 PM #6
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