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    Question Top 5 nasty habits of bros at the gym?

    Well, following the BB's with bad BO at the gym, I thought it was time for a new "Top 5" post.

    So here we go...

    What in your opinion are the top five nastiest habits of the bros at your gym that piss you off most?

    5 - Hogging 2-3 benches or machines and then leaving the weights on them when they are finished (grrr)

    4 - Filling big water bottles at the fountain while people are waiting to drink

    3 - Putting the damm dumbells back on the rack in the wrong order

    2 - Assholes who do not take off their wet winter boots before going into the lockers.

    1 - Not cleaning fucking lakes of sweat on benches, dumbells and machines.

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    5 - newbs using an incline bench for a 90 degree bench seat to curl when there is one readily available 2 feet away...gimme my fucking incline for db presses

    4 - the 'expert' bodybuilder that has a huge chest and arms but has a terrible body otherwise doling out free advice to rookies just because he thinks he is huge

    3 - teenage dudes who wear wifebeaters to lift in so they can showcase their 12 inch brad pitt like guns

    2 - the fat naked dude in the locker room who feels it is his business to make everyone aware of the fact he is naked...the guy literally stays naked in the locker room for 15-20 minutes at a time...put on some clothes

    1 - people leaving multiple plates on a bar that i need to use for something other than they just used it for...put your weights away you lazy piece of shit

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    What's wrong with 12 inch arms?

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    I hate the guy's that hiss like a snake when bench pressing-sssssssssss....damn, is that annoying!

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    ...and number 1 is....dudes who feel it is necessary to never shower and/or wear deodorant. I hate it when people walk by and smell up the whole room. its NASTY!

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    We've a few guys who insist on shaving their balls in the showers.

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    How about people who try to strike up conversation at the urinal. Geez get a life.

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    Originally posted by usualsuspect
    I hate the guy's that hiss like a snake when bench pressing-sssssssssss....damn, is that annoying!
    Sounds like steam escaping...

    --dnb

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    Originally posted by Colibri
    What's wrong with 12 inch arms?
    A 12" "short arm" is pretty impressive...

    --dnb

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    Originally posted by daem

    4 - the 'expert' bodybuilder that has a huge chest and arms but has a terrible body otherwise doling out free advice to rookies just because he thinks he is huge
    I know this guy -- his delts are as big as his head, and his calves are smaller than my forearms.

    --dnb

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    Originally posted by usualsuspect
    I hate the guy's that hiss like a snake when bench pressing-sssssssssss....damn, is that annoying!
    Okay I don't agree with this one. What are we supposed to do then? If i'm benching a heavy set, and i'm on my 5th or 6th heavy rep, then I start making noises. I think going "sssssss" is better then going "AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" ?!?!

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    ^ And it's always better for the steam to be escaping out his mouth than the other end, that's what I always say o_O

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    I got one...the 350 lb. barrel ass "powerlifter" who walks around wearing his extra tight spandex. Yea nice look buddy!

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    how about blowing your nose right onto the floor! gross

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    what about AIR LATS with their chicken legs

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    Air lats, heheheh.......

    I love that, and the guys who wear belts 24 hours a day to hold their bloated porky pig gut in

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    ugh this guy at my gym needs to be shot

    he's so gross!!!every fuckign day he comes in and stretches out on the dirty ass locker room floor like a scumbag.that isn't the only problem that skeeves me!!!this fuck, after stretching in filth, goes in the stall and taakes some sort of massive biohazard type shit and DESTROYS the entire locker room!!!the smell is so bad that members are now starting to change before the gym!!honest to god!!i have no idea what this ssmelly fucker eats but something has crawled up his ass and dies i'm sure!i have deemed him w/ the title SWAMP ASS because of his toxic lower region.

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    lmfao

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    Originally posted by gym sweat
    how about blowing your nose right onto the floor! gross
    Oh fuck thats nasty! I've seen bros stick boogers under the incline bench... ewwww!



    That deserves to be whacked in the back of the head with an 85 lbs dumbell!

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    5) hardcore jerks who never smile cuz they think going to the gym is all about being hardcore
    4) guys who think they are the shit cuz they're big and strong even though their potbelly hangs several feet over their belt
    3) people who start taking their clothes off in the middle of the gym (i saw one of those said hotshot potbelly guys do it once)
    2) people who fart in the middle of the gym
    1) elitist jerks who think everyone should workout the way they do (hardcore in their minds) and follow what they think gym ettiquet (sp?) is.

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    I hate it when people give me a shitty advice, and don't realize i work as a trainer at the gym.

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    Fat powerlifters.

    Yeah, fuck you Glen Ross you fat pile of shit. Get on a treadmill.

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    Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    We've a few guys who insist on shaving their balls in the showers.




    I'm going to have nightmares now.

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    Originally posted by usualsuspect
    I hate the guy's that hiss like a snake when bench pressing-sssssssssss....damn, is that annoying!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Fooboy; 02-22-2003 at 09:46 PM.

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    Guys that insist on shaving, doing thier hair, brushing thier teeth, in front of the mirror naked after (or before) taking a shower - GET A TOWEL!

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    seriously, the naked doode standing around is just downright horrible. especially the really old ones
    Last edited by Fooboy; 02-22-2003 at 09:46 PM.

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    What don't you like seeing the naked venerable old man spending half his day in the lockers?

    He likes to stare at me when I shower

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    Whats with shaving in the sinks and leaving cream and hair all over the place fucking slobs...

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    Hehe, the fat f!cks that are really strong are at the top of my list. Yeah, you're strong, but you should be, because you're FAT! Personally, I'm all about the power/weight ratio.

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    dang..ook my top five...my gym is a "college" gym...mine are a little different

    5) girls who do makeup and curl hair b4 hittting the treadmill for 4 hours
    4) guys who walk around like God and then freak when i bench more than them...NO, i'm not on 'roids
    3) perfume in the gym...my god, my lungs!!!
    2) anybody on the treadmill for 4 hours...step it up, sweat a little!
    1) anybody trying to talk to me in the middle of my set... wait 30 seconds will ya!

    like i said...different gym...dumbells go up to 85# and nobody complains

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    I feel sorry for all of you bro's!! I don't have any of these problems at my gym. Everybody there seems to be really cool. Nobody gives unsolicited advice they just go about there business as usual. Of course it may have something to do with the fact that I train at 5:30 in the morning, and nobody but the serious folk seem to be out at that time.

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    Originally posted by mnkc
    like i said...different gym...dumbells go up to 85# and nobody complains
    Holy cow!

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    I'm surprised nobody has said anything about this yet but to me the number one worst habit is the guy who stops in the middle of his set to answer his cell phone - which of course is the loudest fucking thing on this side of the river and is playing "Get your freak on" in annoyiny ass cell phone music. I hate cell phones.

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    Originally posted by Deadend
    answer his cell phone
    My god why didn't I think of that... that is SO annoying.

    I almost died laughing the other day though... some jackass was yapping away on his cell-toy and put the phone down on the barbell rack, did his set of incline presses with 55-60lbs dumbells like it was the end of the world (you see the type), and them SMACKS the bumbells back onto the rack... and his phone

    Half the bros in the gym were pissing themselves laughing.

    Daaam it couldn't have happened to a better guy!

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    #1 People who stand around the locker room naked like they think they're at home.

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    Originally posted by Red Ketchup


    My god why didn't I think of that... that is SO annoying.

    I almost died laughing the other day though... some jackass was yapping away on his cell-toy and put the phone down on the barbell rack, did his set of incline presses with 55-60lbs dumbells like it was the end of the world (you see the type), and them SMACKS the bumbells back onto the rack... and his phone

    Half the bros in the gym were pissing themselves laughing.

    Daaam it couldn't have happened to a better guy!

    Red
    Hehehe

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    guys that spit in the drinking fountain. Nasty!

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    You guys that call you over for a spot on bench and can't even do one rep...and then yell at you 5 MORE!!!

    Give me a F@cking break I am here to spot but I am not about to blow out my back for your ego!!!!!! Drop the weight do it right and then you will stop looking at yourself in the mirror and wondering why you haven't grown in the past 3 years.

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    About 2 years ago, I was liftin in a military base gym. We'd get these wanna-be 'special ops ranger navy seals' but really they have these lame jobs and theyd come in there and act hard with their military haircuts and such bein all loud. theyd get done with an exercise, making all these noises and bein all loud yellin "get it, get it, push it" blah blah so everyone in the whole gym could hear and would look over at these dumbasses (that was itself annoying), then theyd get done and throw the weights on the ground and stand up and scream "yea! yea!" drove me insane!

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    Maximized, I know exactly what your talking about. They drive me crazy. They act all hooah and their in transportation or something.

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