Re: Holy Shit I"m Bored!!!!
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Originally posted by partyboynyc
i'm stuck in the house dog sitting my friends dog while he's away for the night(i hate this fucking dog!!).i have done everything i can possibly think of and it's mad early.made my starbucks run, worked out, made dinner, watched jenna jameson and brianna banks get it on, jerked off 3 times, planned my new diet, been on here at AR, called some friends, bought weed, and now i have nothing else to do.i'm usually so busy i have no time to do shit.now that i have time...i have dick to do because of this fuckign dog!!!!should i get my friend's dog high or not?think it's a bad idea?i wanna get him high and then hide his dog food.see, i'm so fucking bored this almost sounds like a plan!!!!please someone help me!!!!
LMFAO.....get him high bro! The way I see it is we PAY $$$ to get high....dog's obviously don't have the ability to pay anything because they are dogs....do him a favor that many humans would pay money for. Thats the way I see it. He will appreciate it, and if your lucky he'll curl up by the fireplace and go to sleep.
he's just lookign at me strange right now,hahahaahha
it's weird because i went down stairs and made a peanut butter sandwich and it got me thinking.....why do people always save the ends of the loaf of bread until the end?they say it keeps the bread fresh, but that's bullshit!!it's in a fucking plastic bag!!if that were the case wouldn't all foods left in plastic bags have those ends of the bread on the top and bottom of the bag.
and since you didn't ask, that motherfucking dog just made me forget to bring my green tea upstairs for the third time!!!now i have to go back downstairs because of that ungrateful pothead!!!god damn him to hell.dog appreciate nothing!!!
i think it's time to rumble
i say 10 rounds of muay thai.me and the dog, man to beast. see, herein lies the problem of getting any ass this eve.....i'm in NJ where i know no one!!i came to see my friend last night and all i know is that i'm in this godforsaken town of neptune, nj!!!!i went to the supermarket here and it was like a god damn homeless shelter!!these people are all crackheads around here i think!!if anyone knows any hotties in this area feel free to stop by and we'll throw a house party and beat up the dog.
Re: i think it's time to rumble
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Originally posted by partyboynyc
i say 10 rounds of muay thai.me and the dog, man to beast. see, herein lies the problem of getting any ass this eve.....i'm in NJ where i know no one!!i came to see my friend last night and all i know is that i'm in this godforsaken town of neptune, nj!!!!i went to the supermarket here and it was like a god damn homeless shelter!!these people are all crackheads around here i think!!if anyone knows any hotties in this area feel free to stop by and we'll throw a house party and beat up the dog.
:lol: Rail up some crack heads, put out some coke rails across your jimmy and let the bag lady do her thing. Get on the phone and shell out some money for some hotty escort and when your done tell her to pay you for the service you just gave her. Tell her it is not everyday your going to be railed up by the man of steel. when she is done she will have it in her mind to call up her friends and have a trio:wg:
