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    Holy Shit I"m Bored!!!!

    i'm stuck in the house dog sitting my friends dog while he's away for the night(i hate this fucking dog!!).i have done everything i can possibly think of and it's mad early.made my starbucks run, worked out, made dinner, watched jenna jameson and brianna banks get it on, jerked off 3 times, planned my new diet, been on here at AR, called some friends, bought weed, and now i have nothing else to do.i'm usually so busy i have no time to do shit.now that i have time...i have dick to do because of this fuckign dog!!!!should i get my friend's dog high or not?think it's a bad idea?i wanna get him high and then hide his dog food.see, i'm so fucking bored this almost sounds like a plan!!!!please someone help me!!!!

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    Re: Holy Shit I"m Bored!!!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    i'm stuck in the house dog sitting my friends dog while he's away for the night(i hate this fucking dog!!).i have done everything i can possibly think of and it's mad early.made my starbucks run, worked out, made dinner, watched jenna jameson and brianna banks get it on, jerked off 3 times, planned my new diet, been on here at AR, called some friends, bought weed, and now i have nothing else to do.i'm usually so busy i have no time to do shit.now that i have time...i have dick to do because of this fuckign dog!!!!should i get my friend's dog high or not?think it's a bad idea?i wanna get him high and then hide his dog food.see, i'm so fucking bored this almost sounds like a plan!!!!please someone help me!!!!
    LMFAO.....get him high bro! The way I see it is we PAY $$$ to get high....dog's obviously don't have the ability to pay anything because they are dogs....do him a favor that many humans would pay money for. Thats the way I see it. He will appreciate it, and if your lucky he'll curl up by the fireplace and go to sleep.

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    ok it's going down!

    that bastard of a dog will feel the fury of my new polished smoking piece!!he won't stop following me around so it must be done.i'm gonna get him high, hide is food, and throw him out in the snow and see how he likes that!!!hell has no fury like partyboy's revenge!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.brb, hehe

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    Hahaha! Please tell me you have a digi cam bro!! I wanna see!

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    Go have another wank.

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    he's just lookign at me strange right now,hahahaahha

    it's weird because i went down stairs and made a peanut butter sandwich and it got me thinking.....why do people always save the ends of the loaf of bread until the end?they say it keeps the bread fresh, but that's bullshit!!it's in a fucking plastic bag!!if that were the case wouldn't all foods left in plastic bags have those ends of the bread on the top and bottom of the bag.
    and since you didn't ask, that motherfucking dog just made me forget to bring my green tea upstairs for the third time!!!now i have to go back downstairs because of that ungrateful pothead!!!god damn him to hell.dog appreciate nothing!!!

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    any1 ever try to get a cat high????

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    No but we've all seen a squirrel on clomid!

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    oh cats suck too!!!

    those impersonal spawns of satan!!!"oh feed me!!and once you've done so i'm gonna go shed somewhere and go back to sleep"what the fuck is that??!!animals are self serving bastards that need to be taught a lesson once and for all!!!

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    i also am bored shitless too, we suppose to get about 10 inches of snow within the next few hours and dont really feel like going out and getting stuck with my rear wheel drive car. i do have an eigth of shroomz here i could eat but then that would be $35 less i dont have. so bored.......

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    thats some rude ass shit to do to any animal. Go call up some shorties and see how many you can rail up in your friends bed before the night is over. The trick to the whole thing is once you have released yourself on shorty love, she has to bounce!! and timing is everything because you have to schedule one after the other.:---Come on PTYB!! if ther is any one who can pull off mad shortys than it's you, get the digi cam set up some web site addy and do it for the AR bros!!

    Leave the dog alone!!--He hates you too!!!
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    i think it's time to rumble

    i say 10 rounds of muay thai.me and the dog, man to beast. see, herein lies the problem of getting any ass this eve.....i'm in NJ where i know no one!!i came to see my friend last night and all i know is that i'm in this godforsaken town of neptune, nj!!!!i went to the supermarket here and it was like a god damn homeless shelter!!these people are all crackheads around here i think!!if anyone knows any hotties in this area feel free to stop by and we'll throw a house party and beat up the dog.

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    Re: i think it's time to rumble

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    i say 10 rounds of muay thai.me and the dog, man to beast. see, herein lies the problem of getting any ass this eve.....i'm in NJ where i know no one!!i came to see my friend last night and all i know is that i'm in this godforsaken town of neptune, nj!!!!i went to the supermarket here and it was like a god damn homeless shelter!!these people are all crackheads around here i think!!if anyone knows any hotties in this area feel free to stop by and we'll throw a house party and beat up the dog.
    Rail up some crack heads, put out some coke rails across your jimmy and let the bag lady do her thing. Get on the phone and shell out some money for some hotty escort and when your done tell her to pay you for the service you just gave her. Tell her it is not everyday your going to be railed up by the man of steel. when she is done she will have it in her mind to call up her friends and have a trio
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    pick up the dog and spin in a circle really fast then put the dog down .

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    PartyNyc, u freakin crack me up

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    Re: oh cats suck too!!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    those impersonal spawns of satan!!!"oh feed me!!and once you've done so i'm gonna go shed somewhere and go back to sleep"what the fuck is that??!!animals are self serving bastards that need to be taught a lesson once and for all!!!
    Cats are our superiors, and the sooner you come to accept that fact, the better.

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    Is that why my parents cat will chase after and try to stomp a laser pointer spot for HOURS?

    I guess it's better than a dog who'll chase it's own damm tail

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    i love cats.

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    Cat's? What do those taste like?

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    Originally posted by Red Ketchup

    I guess it's better than a dog who'll chase it's own damm tail


    I've seen dogs eat out of the cat's litter box. I've never seen a cat show any interest in dog shit.

    --dnb

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    Originally posted by Colibri
    Cat's? What do those taste like?
    Tastes like chicken.

    I suggest you start with the liver.

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    Originally posted by Colibri
    Cat's? What do those taste like?
    Chineese food...

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