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    Thumbs up 6 minute abs

    Hey what movie is this from its stuck in my head driving me crazy i can't figure it out..

    Some dude talks about 8 minute abs, then some other dude invents 6 minute abs i think ben stiller is in it.

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    As heard in "there's something about mary":

    HITCHHIKER : I'm a salesman. I'm gonna start my own company.
    TED : Really?
    HITCHHIKER : You want in?
    TED : Huh... nah... I'm not, I don't really have any... you know... money... or...
    HITCHHIKER : You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
    TED : Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
    HITCHHIKER : Yeah well, this is gonna blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7...Minute... Abs.
    TED : Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
    HITCHHIKER : Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
    TED : I would go for the 7.
    HITCHHIKER : Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
    TED : You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
    HITCHHIKER : If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
    TED : That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
    [Hitchhiker convulses]
    HITCHHIKER : No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
    TED : That -- good point.
    HITCHHIKER : 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
    TED : Why?
    HITCHHIKER : 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

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    HAHAHA oh yah!

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    TED : Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
    HITCHHIKER : Yeah well, this is gonna blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7...Minute... Abs!
    HITCHHIKER : Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
    TED : I would go for the 7.

    HAHAH!

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    LMAO!! i totally forgot about that scene!!

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    Man that part was HILARIOUS! Isn't that hitchhiker actor a Canadian?

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    must funny people are Canadian

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    Originally posted by Decoder
    must funny people are Canadian
    DAMN STRAIGHT!!! CANADIANS ROCK!!!


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    Originally posted by Terinox


    DAMN STRAIGHT!!! CANADIANS ROCK!!!

    *ahem*

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    Originally posted by Colibri


    *ahem*

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Suck on one!!!


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    Harland Williams is hilarious! One weird dude!

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    man you got issues

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    Originally posted by tolinka
    man you got issues
    Who is "you" ?

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