What ever happened to Ill mitch?

[FireFighter]

I heard palme and ill mitch ran off and made babies. they are now both learning to properly "punch while rap".

[palme]

Hehe atleast i get to have sex mr fireman. Go ride your pole and play with your hose

[Shredz]

Yeah I heard that going around the gyms too!! What they are saying is that Ill Mitch made Palme his little bitch. I always knew he could kick your ass Palme.

[palme]

Tell me who´s ass he wouldnt be able to spank.

[painintheazz]

Hey doesn't that boxer guy rap or something too, I remember seeing some funny website about him a while back.

Pain

[Shredz]

F#@k he looks tough !! Even though he doesn't know how to keep his left hand up when he throws a hook and it looks as if he is about to break his right hand, I can still see him laying you out in 1, 2 shots at the most Palme.

[Jack87]

This dude cracks me up... Gotta love his raps

Fast and Danger
(ILL Mitch)

Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger


got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman
your momma wack your grannys wack
keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
in Russia woman love her Ford
I save my money for a hover board
in Japan you know they got those
understand I got the hot flows
when I board I'm never a loner
on full moon I ride with boner
looking for target its a missle crises
wait for impact this is priceless
boom dust cloud
cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud


look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

[symatech]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i can never get enough of Ill mitch.

and FIREFIGHTER - ya gotta admit that was a damn fine comeback from PALME hahahaha

[FireFighter]

Yeah i know that ass got me back... I was gettin him back for saying i should do the stranger method of masterbation, and it will feel like shredz is doing it... He f*ed with the wrong guys... your history Palme.. History! hahah

[EXCESS]

Ill Mitch better be doing something amazing right now because he still hasn't replied to my e-mail!!!

www.illmitch.com

[symatech]

Originally posted by EXCESS
Ill Mitch better be doing something amazing right now because he still hasn't replied to my e-mail!!!

www.illmitch.com

did you actually send him an e-mail? maybe hes recording Fast and Danger pt 2

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by symatech

did you actually send him an e-mail? maybe hes recording Fast and Danger pt 2

You bet I did! I also signed up for the spread team and he hasn't sent me my mission yet. Has anybody checked the obituaries lately? I'm thinking he might of got capped.

[Jack87]

I wouldn't mess with Ill Mitch... Looks like he means business...

[FireFighter]

[tolinka]

who the hell is this guy?

[tolinka]

Guy was rollerblading with radio playing song that go "woop there is". I ask if he fan. He tell me to shut F-word up. So I hit him a way he never do rollerblades again. He learn quick. Was bad day.

[FireFighter]

Where have you been Tolinka? thats Ill mitch, Russia's answer to eminem. He is also Palmes boyfriend. Palme is giving brith to their first child sometime next month. isn't that right you rimjob! haha. The gloves are off palme... you're going down! hahah

[tolinka]

Originally posted by FireFighter
Where have you been Tolinka? thats Ill mitch, Russia's answer to eminem. He is also Palmes boyfriend. Palme is giving brith to their first child sometime next month. isn't that right you rimjob! haha. The gloves are off palme... you're going down! hahah

Russian rap, thats the funniest shit you can hear...my friends here sometimes ask me to make something up, after i do they cant stop laughing.

Palme I always knew there was something wrong with you...it doesnt surprise me

[FireFighter]

[Shredz]

[palme]

I feel a war coming on

[FireFighter]

Haha the gloves are off baby!

[palme]

Originally posted by FireFighter
Haha the gloves are off baby!

Gloves, socks, whatever. You are going down fast and hard my little firestarter!

[FireFighter]

haha its on.. You wanted a battle now you got a war baby!

Palme!

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by palme
You are going down fast and hard my little firestarter!

Don't you mean fast and danger?

[FireFighter]

Hehe.. palme canadians stick together! haha

[tolinka]

palme where you from man? isnt there like 9 hours diffrence between us? i was just wondering cause everytime i'm on(day or night) your here...???

[palme]

Originally posted by tolinka
palme where you from man? isnt there like 9 hours diffrence between us? i was just wondering cause everytime i'm on(day or night) your here...???

I have adsl and sometimes i just leave my computer on bro

[tolinka]

DSL is tight i agree

[symatech]

ill mitch came to america, went to east LA, busted out some flows, then got his speed board shoved up his ass. I hear he'll be out of the hospital in a few months. fucked up his vocal chords though, and he wont be speedboarding ever again i hear hes gonna have to switch to roller blades. what a sad day it is for rap...

a moment of silence for the illist of the rappers please.....

[FireFighter]

hahaha

[Eddyflash]

Yes I signed up for the spread team and got nothing... I am disappointed...