TOP 8 Moron's of 2002 (ALL TRUE) - Joke of the day for Feb 27
1. Will The Real Dummy Please Stand Up? AT&T fired President John Walter
after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a
$26 million severance package.
2. With A Little Help From Our Friends: Police in Oakland, California spent
two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside
his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the
man
was standing beside them in the police line, shouting "Please come out and
give yourself up."
3. What Was Plan B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped
a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller
machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his
own bank accounts.
4. The Getaway! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for
all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he
tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
until
police showed up and grabbed him.
5. Did I Say That??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup.When detectives
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money
or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
6. Are We Communicating?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife
is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her
first child?" the doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted, "This is her
husband!"
7. Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed!! In Modesto, California, Steven
Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch
without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)
8. The Grand Finale!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the
high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to
boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
couldn't
get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every
maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour
of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone
there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive
went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the
marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up
choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
Now remember...This is true...
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
