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Family Life
this husband and wife are getting pretty hot during foreplay one late night and are about to have sex.
"i'll go get a condom", the husband decides and runs to the bathroom
he finds one, slips it on, and is about to return to bed when in walls his 5 yr old son to the bathroom.
"what are you doing with that daddy?"
"oh, son, i just thought i heard a mouse in here"
"well what are you gonna do when you find it daddy, FUCK IT?!!"
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You have to wrap them in duct tape first so they don't explode! :D
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