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    What Not To Say To A Cop *joke of the day 3-4-03*

    Not one of my best....but then again..i'm exhausted...


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
    3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
    4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
    5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
    6. Bad cop! No donut!
    7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
    8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
    9. I pay your salary.
    10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
    11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
    12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.
    13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
    14. By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you.
    15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
    16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
    17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
    18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me.
    19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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    Not bad not bad. Your doing a great job as the "joke monkey"



    Keep up the good work. You will be rewarded

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    Kun:
    Your a great contributor to this board but I have to say most of jokes just aren't funny. No offense bro, but I would stick with dishing out advice and not jokes. Not a flame bro just an observation.
    Peace,
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    Originally posted by usualsuspect
    Kun:
    Your a great contributor to this board but I have to say most of jokes just aren't funny. No offense bro, but I would stick with dishing out advice and not jokes. Not a flame bro just an observation.
    Peace,
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    It's YOUR opinion that jokes he posts aren't funny. As far as the rest of "us" go, he gets a good rap for it.

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    everyone has a different sense of humor and we all find different things funny...mine happens to teeter in between sick/twisted and downright offensive, but little harmless jokes like these are always good reads kfit actually takes time to do these so either laugh at the joke or move on. keep rockin buddy.

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    K doesn't do these, you find them on thousands of joke sites and the usual chain e-mails.

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    usual suspect--bro relax...you know the saying "if you dont have anything nice to say, then just shut the fuck up! haha

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    Yah, i do put effort into this...and yes i do find some of these jokes on message boards, infact a large majority of them...

    Usualsuspect...i appreciate your opinion.. I know some of the jokes are not the best...but I tell ya what... Tell me what types of jokes you want to hear...and I'll do my best to accomidate you!

    I do this because i browse the board as much as I do, and Everyone posts jokes constantly, well i wanted there to be a consistent JOKE OF THE DAY, so that "IF" people wanted to take a break from research/flaming people/giving out advice/trying to get a senior member to hook them up...they could come on over to the ole' lounge and read a joke.

    Now i know there is no way i can please everyone all the time, buuuut it was my lil' attempt at a contribution outside of the realm of steroids .

    Again, i'm sorry you dont find some of these jokes funny....but again, tell me what floats ya boat so to speak, and i'll find some good ones to suit your style!

    Lata

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    Kup:
    I'm glad you didn't take what i said personal but if so...I apologize for coming off the wrong way. Of course, I have nothing against you. As I said before you have my respect on this board and I acknowledge that the majority of your post are very valuable and well thought out. As for the comment, I was just saying that some of your jokes have been coming up short...but keep bringing them anyway. I'm sure there's a larger auduience out there then just me. Take care...usualsuspect

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    Re: What Not To Say To A Cop *joke of the day 3-4-03*

    Originally posted by KunipshunFit

    3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?


    Ahhhh I love that one!!!

    Red

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    I thought they were funny as hell!! I have a bro that is a Chicago cop...this gives me something to bust his chops about a little bit...
    -zzo

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    Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.



    wow, i like that one... or when they ask you if you knew how fast you were going, say "sorry sir, but when im going that fast, i realllly dont like like to take my attention off the road, that could be dangerous."

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