Two Stories To Share With AR

[Terinox]

Alright, two things happened to me this week, I find kinda funny, and DAMN lucky

FIRST STORY:

Okay so, me and my friend were on our way to the mall, and we lost each other on the way (my friend got ahead), so it was no big deal, I would just catch up with him on the way or just see him when we got to the mall. So, it's late, around 8 pm or so. I get to an intersection, and an Impala pulls up beside me. I don't pay much attention. Stupid me, I was reving up my engine just for fun, which I do sometimes. So the light turns green and I take off (not too fast) but the Impala starts to speed up faster and faster. I hit shift to second, and let the engine rev up nice and loud up to 5 rpm, then keep going, hit 3rd and 4th gear, and the Impala is just ZOOMING by. I hit close to 70km/h (in a 50km/h zone). The Impala hitz the gas and takes off LIKE MAD! The fucken car must have hit 100km/h!!! So, as he zooms by I get a nice look at the back of his car, and see the nice little lights inside his back window!!! He was an undercover cop!!! I was laughing my ass off and shitting my pants at the same time!!! I dunno why the hell he didn't pull me over, or if he didn't even notice and was just doing his own thing. Or maybe he was just fucking with me and having some fun!!! What is DAMN hilarious, is that about 4 intersections later I saw him pull a van over RIGHT IN FRONT of me!!! That could have been me, and it is a true mystery to why it wasn't.


SECOND STORY:

Everytime I order gear, I get a little worried/nervous, because it is coming to the house and I live with the parents. So, I always get a bit worried, since my parents might see the package (although they don't open up my mail), I don't like the awkwardness of them asking what it was. Well just the other day, my mom walks into my room to wake me up, it's about 1030 (i was sleeping in) and she tells me to move my car out of the way so she can move her car. She is standing with a package in her hands, and she places it gently on my desk. I didn't even think about it, and I go "what the hell is that?" And she goes "i dunno, it's for you." I just went dead quiet for a second, and say "ooookay thnx" with a shaky voice But that was the end of it, and she didn't even ask what it was, thank God!!!

Well there you go, just wanted to share that, cuz i'm bored.

[daem]

i hate recieving gear while at home...a package will be delivered when im not home and they will always hand it over to me...my father gets suspicous of what comes in the mail in small packages so i always tell them "ohhh sweet supplement x just came in! im trying out this versus the supplement y i used to take to see how it works!" they get suspicious when ill get 3 or 4 packages in the mail all in a 5 day span but i just make up a new supp every time and it works like a charm.

[chicamahomico]

Why not get a PO box if this is a concern? Just curious cause they are cheap.

[Aguro]

Yesterday i got lucky, my very first order of gear came right when my parent where in the house i was checking the damn mail box from 8:00 to 12:15... So after 12:15 i am like fuck it ill go take a shower and go to the gym... I get out of the house and open the mail box, there it is!! It made my day, heh... No one saw the package I been using pro-hormone before and they barelly accepted it.. Always checking my bottle and asking all kind of question.. At christmas they made fun of me in front of all the familly telling them that i was using steroid .. Well fuck them now i got the real thing and i am happy :P

[BigGreen]

Your first story is meaningless to me as I can't even begin to comprehend whether or not 100 km/h is fast or what. Can people walk that fast? Maybe run? Or is that like race car speed? I do not understand these "kilometers" of which you speak.

[Terinox]

Originally posted by BigGreen
Your first story is meaningless to me as I can't even begin to comprehend whether or not 100 km/h is fast or what. Can people walk that fast? Maybe run? Or is that like race car speed? I do not understand these "kilometers" of which you speak.

100km/h is about 60 miles per hour, 50km/h is about 30 miles per hour. So he was going almost twice the speed limit, and I was going quite fast too. Probably 40 miles per hour or something. I'm not too good with the conversion either. But wutever.

[David B.]

Originally posted by Terinox
She is standing with a package in her hands, and she places it gently on my desk. I didn't even think about it, and I go "what the hell is that?" And she goes "i dunno, it's for you."

It probably wouldn't occur to a Mom that something illegal could come through the US Postal Service. She probably thought it was just a porn video.

--dnb, old enough to be your father

[Terinox]

Originally posted by David B.


It probably wouldn't occur to a Mom that something illegal could come through the US Postal Service. She probably thought it was just a porn video.

--dnb, old enough to be your father

Yeah porn, like that is any better, but I guess i'd rather my parents find my stash of porn then my stash or roids. OH WAIT, I keep them in the same place, SHIT!!!

If I get busted, i'm going down in ONE BIG SHOW!!!

[roch]

the cop could have been going after the van from the get-go. either way you have that much more money to pay for roids, than a speeding ticket.

[Terinox]

Originally posted by roch
the cop could have been going after the van from the get-go. either way you have that much more money to pay for roids, than a speeding ticket.

Hahahahaha! That is a great way of looking at it