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03-14-2003, 07:28 PM #41
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because the lilliputians told you so.
why is AR so awesome and the others suck the big fat greek schlong?
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03-14-2003, 07:36 PM #42
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Originally posted by wrstlr69sdnl
Why do I have a big penis?
You bastard, you're supposed to answer the previous question and then post a question of your own!!
But to answer yours, you don't! Everyone else's is just smaller
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03-14-2003, 07:37 PM #43
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Because this board has the best OWNER, the best MODS and the best VETS, and a bunch of loyal and mature "Senior Members"Originally posted by jeffylyte
because the lilliputians told you so.
why is AR so awesome and the others suck the big fat greek schlong?
Not to forget, AR is the home of "My Little Pony Princess" ... which I would have to say is the most important aspect of AR
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03-14-2003, 07:43 PM #44
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yet somebody forgot to do the same.Originally posted by Terinox
You bastard, you're supposed to answer the previous question and then post a question of your own!!
But to answer yours, you don't! Everyone else's is just smaller
why is it sometimes i prefer to polish the bishop rather than pole-vault in the grand canyon?
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03-14-2003, 09:03 PM #45
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Because, to quote bud bundy, "No one does it better baby!" Plus, pole vaulting in the grand canyon?? That's just asking for injury, what with those jagged edges, turbulent flows and such.Originally posted by jeffylyte
yet somebody forgot to do the same.
why is it sometimes i prefer to polish the bishop rather than pole-vault in the grand canyon?
Why has the thread picked up a head of steam after a very slow start?
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03-15-2003, 02:30 AM #46
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Because people discovered the great potential of it...Originally posted by BigGreen
Because, to quote bud bundy, "No one does it better baby!" Plus, pole vaulting in the grand canyon?? That's just asking for injury, what with those jagged edges, turbulent flows and such.
Why has the thread picked up a head of steam after a very slow start?
What did Jim morisson mean by..."I'm the lizard king, I can do anything" ???
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03-15-2003, 08:21 AM #47
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It means hes the king of lizards, therefore he can do anything!
If a plane crashed on the border of the US and Canada. Where would they bury the Survivors
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03-15-2003, 09:00 AM #48
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on the canadian side, of course, cause they are the only ones that would bury SURVIVORS! (unless it was N Dakota) j/k
why is it that that people who stink never seem to smell themselves?
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03-15-2003, 02:46 PM #49
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They're just used to the smell.
How come there are so many canadians on AR?
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03-15-2003, 03:55 PM #50
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Because we're smart enough to use a computer, unlike AMERICANS! j/k!
Why am I soooooo Damn SEXY?
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03-16-2003, 07:37 AM #51
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It's the allure of your job, women love the "protector"...don't flatter yourselfOriginally posted by FireFighter
Because we're smart enough to use a computer, unlike AMERICANS! j/k!
Why am I soooooo Damn SEXY? Actually, i have no idea what you look like, so the correct answer might be, "because you just are", but I stick by my conviction.
What ungodly society have we constructed where Fred Durst is considered sexy by a large majority of "fertile-aged" females???
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03-16-2003, 08:52 AM #52
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The ungodly society that we seem to have constructed comes from a lack of parental guidance and discipline that causes the fragile and feracious females of today to follow such feculence even though the foul feces deserves no more than a foot full of festering puss to be rammed directly up his poop shoot!Originally posted by BigGreen
It's the allure of your job, women love the "protector"...don't flatter yourself Actually, i have no idea what you look like, so the correct answer might be, "because you just are", but I stick by my conviction.
What ungodly society have we constructed where Fred Durst is considered sexy by a large majority of "fertile-aged" females???
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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03-16-2003, 09:00 AM #53
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Excellent use of alliteration, it certainly gets the point across. And, it probably has a lot to do with the fact that I'm always wearing my damned bird-seed necklace and matching hat set.Originally posted by mammoth
The ungodly society that we seem to have constructed comes from a lack of parental guidance and discipline that causes the fragile and feracious females of today to follow such feculence even though the foul feces deserves no more than a foot full of festering puss to be rammed directly up his poop shoot!
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Do hot chicks (for the most part) realize the absolute unstoppable power the possess???
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03-16-2003, 01:32 PM #54
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Without a doubt.
Why do they call it "cottage" cheese?
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03-16-2003, 02:54 PM #55
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ummm.... its been a week and i havent a clue to one stupid question? Is this one of those i.q. tests or somthin?? Do i get any credit for spelling my name right??
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03-16-2003, 03:05 PM #56
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Cottage cheese got its name from the fact it is so easily made in the home ... or in the cottage.
Should Big-G get credit for spelling his name right?
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03-16-2003, 04:51 PM #57
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Absoluetly not!Originally posted by BigGreen
Cottage cheese got its name from the fact it is so easily made in the home ... or in the cottage.
Should Big-G get credit for spelling his name right?
How much porn could a pornstar porn if a pornstar could porn porn?
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03-16-2003, 07:06 PM #58
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Originally posted by Terinox
BUT WHY ARE TRIX ONLY FOR KIDS?!?
Because the TRIX for adults are not a form of cereal - it's fucking for money.
Why is an injection called a shot even though it doesn't make any noise?
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03-16-2003, 07:07 PM #59
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Oh goddamn - didn't notice there were two pages to this thing already.... answered an earlier one...
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03-16-2003, 07:22 PM #60
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because calling it a 'shot' is simply a reference to the hole left where you shot.
why hasnt terinox PM'ed me asking how to get girls?
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03-16-2003, 07:29 PM #61
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Because you're a monkey wearing a pink dress...
Why isn't Amsterdam closer to Florida?
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03-16-2003, 08:02 PM #62
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Cuz cubans are allergic to pot and beer.Originally posted by Slypknot
Because you're a monkey wearing a pink dress...
Why isn't Amsterdam closer to Florida?
How do you make three gay guys happy all at the same time?
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03-17-2003, 03:24 PM #63
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I think you need to wai for 3 weeks, that way Natahn will get out of his room again and will give you the answer you were looking for...although i'm very curious why are you intrested in knowing that....Originally posted by MDMA
Cuz cubans are allergic to pot and beer.
How do you make three gay guys happy all at the same time?
What's the diffrence between "Who" and "Whom"?
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03-17-2003, 04:52 PM #64
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Originally posted by tolinka
I think you need to wai for 3 weeks, that way Natahn will get out of his room again and will give you the answer you were looking for...although i'm very curious why are you intrested in knowing that....
What's the diffrence between "Who" and "Whom"?
Because it's called "Doctor Who" and not "Doctor Whom"
Why the hell are they so eager to get a man on mars?!
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03-17-2003, 06:15 PM #65
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because women are from venus.
how come only "I" can prevent forest fires?
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03-17-2003, 06:22 PM #66
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Because there's no I in WE.
What exactly IS retsin in a certs?
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03-19-2003, 12:01 AM #67
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Hmmmmmmmmmm....................?? ?? ??
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03-19-2003, 08:25 AM #68
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Retsin is an extract of monkey butt, cool and refreshing monkey butt.Originally posted by Slypknot
Because there's no I in WE.
What exactly IS retsin in a certs?
why do I like MDMA's avatar so damn much!
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03-19-2003, 10:23 AM #69
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Cause if that really is his girlfriend, DAMN, she is HAAAAT!!! Not to mention you got your hot babe, and a damn sweet bike! Two for oneOriginally posted by jeffylyte
Retsin is an extract of monkey butt, cool and refreshing monkey butt.
why do I like MDMA's avatar so damn much!
Why the hell can't Americans follow the puck on the ice?
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03-19-2003, 10:37 AM #70
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because americans are leaders....
damn..
why are those 50#ers so elusive?
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03-19-2003, 10:46 AM #71
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Originally posted by mnkc
because americans are leaders....
damn..
why are those 50#ers so elusive?
Where does the white go when the snow melts ?
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03-19-2003, 04:48 PM #72
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it evaporates....
why are you people asking such stupid questions?
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03-19-2003, 05:28 PM #73
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cuz they're the amusing ones
Why ask why?
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03-19-2003, 05:53 PM #74
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Try Bud dry.
Why are toilets so low to the ground? Isnt it easier for a short person to climb a tall toilet than a tall person to squat on a short toilet?
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03-19-2003, 09:37 PM #75
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Move to Sweden. Their toilets are DAMN high! This is due to the majority of Swedes being so tall. Sometimes I felt like I was taking a shit standing upOriginally posted by RageControl
Try Bud dry.
Why are toilets so low to the ground? Isnt it easier for a short person to climb a tall toilet than a tall person to squat on a short toilet?
Do animals decide what kind of cycle they will get from the vet?
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10-28-2003, 07:56 AM #76
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Why is there an expiration date on water? Why do you have to show the liquor store owner when you can't drink and drive? Can athiests buy insurance for acts of God?
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A: Because you are lying to yourself.
Q: Why is the running back in football known as the halfback, when he is clearly fully back?
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09-07-2004, 09:16 PM #78
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lol...digging through the archives??
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09-13-2004, 09:05 PM #79
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Jesus.....
Ummm...I'd say this was a SERIOUSLY old post there captain!
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Originally Posted by Thedudex2000
b.c they already had a full back
why did kamakazee pilots wear helmets??
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