03-24-2003, 06:38 AM #1
F*$@ it's monday again!! *Joke of the day is here though!*
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a pounding on the front door.
The man got up and went to the door to find a drunk standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Not a chance," said the husband. "It's
3:00am in the morning!". And he slammed the door and returned to bed.
"Who was it." asked his wife.
"Just a drunk asking for a push."
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"Of course not! It's 3:00 am in the morning and it's raining cats and dogs out there!"
Well, you've got a short memory," said the wife. "It was only 3 months ago when we broke down on vacation in the pouring rain and those two guys helped us.
So much for treating others the way you'd want to be treated. What if it was you out there right now?"
The man realized his wife was right, got up, got dressed, and ran out into the pouring rain. He called out in the darkness. "Hello: are you still there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"Do you still need push?"
"Yes, please!" came the reply.
Where are you?" asked the husband.
And the drunk replied, "over here on the swing".
03-24-2003, 06:55 AM #2Respected Member
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03-24-2003, 08:04 AM #3
03-24-2003, 07:47 PM #4
That was a GREAT joke bro!!! Actually had me laughing out loud there!!!
Keep them coming bro, you're doing a great job
03-26-2003, 08:02 PM #5
I don't know why, I just find this joke SOOOO fucken funny!!! EVERYONE has to get a chance to read this one!!
03-26-2003, 08:19 PM #6
hehehe... that's the first thing I thought of when he said push though!
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