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    Talking A joke about Iraq!

    Saddam Hussein and George Bush agree to meet in Baghdad,
    face to face, for new talks. When Bush sits down, he
    notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.

    They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses
    the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on
    the desk and punches Bush in the face.

    Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few
    minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big
    boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam
    laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to
    put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.

    But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes
    out and kicks Bush in the balls, he's finally had enough,
    knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.

    "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish
    these talks in two weeks over in Washington!"

    A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for
    talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons
    on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.

    They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam
    ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later
    he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing
    happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is
    pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush
    falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

    "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Bush
    says through tears of laughter, "Baghdad... what Baghdad?"

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    ROTFLMAO

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    nyuck nycuk just picturing bush getting punched in the face with one of those cartoon boxing gloves on the retractable accordion thing is hysterical in and of itself...id like to see him get pied one of these days by a clown, that would be hysterical too.

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    Originally posted by daem
    nyuck nycuk just picturing bush getting punched in the face with one of those cartoon boxing gloves on the retractable accordion thing is hysterical in and of itself...id like to see him get pied one of these days by a clown, that would be hysterical too.
    Yeah but your missing the point...Bush did what he should do now...nuke the place.

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    Originally posted by Butch


    Yeah but your missing the point...Bush did what he should do now...nuke the place.
    That's a joke right? Like being sarcastic?

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    What is this, peam? Are you mounting a run against Kunipshinfit? I think you should form an exploratory committee.

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    Originally posted by Terinox


    That's a joke right? Like being sarcastic?

    Yes and no....

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    im with the nuke idea..... its always easier the second time.

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    Originally posted by CrazyRussian
    im with the nuke idea..... its always easier the second time.
    ...I'm right there with you bro!

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    hell yeah!

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    Originally posted by CrazyRussian
    hell yeah!
    just say when....

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    PRESS THE BUTTON!

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    I back the Idea 100%,drop the Big one!!

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    Hmm i agree with the war in irak the way it is done but not on launching a bomb on them, some people are in irak and are stuck in middle of this fighting and they really dont want anything to do about it.. If i was in irak i wouldnt like to be whipped from the planet because my president is a fucktard..

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