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    Talking Peace Activist Etiquette

    Peace Activist Etiquette

    With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace
    Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
    retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,
    and those who support terror.

    These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us
    don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or
    one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

    1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike
    up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas.
    They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
    who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
    use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

    2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them
    in the nose.

    3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very
    angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

    4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only
    brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter.
    Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to
    undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
    solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what
    they are saying.

    5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you
    are correct.

    6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit
    them much harder. Square in the nose.

    7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
    idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

    8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
    unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people.
    It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

    We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do
    for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like
    these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep
    getting hit in the nose.

    Lesson over, class dismissed.

    Now Go Do the Right Thing

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