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    You know your a bodybuilder if...

    ...you take so many supplements your urine glows in the dark.

    ...you only have oral sex with low fat, high protein women.

    ...when training, you consider it a weakness to terminate a set at the sight of your own blood.

    ...you think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.

    ...you are obsessed with finding out the carbodydrate content of Dr. Humpy's Hot Edible Love Lotion.

    ...you buy jeans with a size 42-inch waist just so they have a fighting chance of slipping over your thighs.

    ...your mother bakes you a birthday cake but you castigate her for not using low-carb ingredients.

    ...you shave your legs before a date, and your a guy.

    ...you think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.

    ...when looking at a Playboy Playmate you begin to think she's not so hot due to the lack of triceps development and poor intercostal definition.

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    Re: You know your a bodybuilder if...

    Originally posted by 01dragonslayer
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    .you think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of <a href="http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/listproducts.php?style=category&value=PROTEIN" target="_blank">protein</a> powder.


    ROFL, Damn I always get crazy looks from my mom, co-workers, everyone when I do this. hahah

    Pain

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    ...you only have oral sex with low fat, high protein women.


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