flame thread.

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 08:39 PM

ok everyone, please be tasteful and watch the language. I dont want to piss off the great mods of this board for starting this thread. only post if you can take good-hearted ribbbing. so i'm starting it, whoever wants to flame me- go for it. and just simply reply if you dont mind people cracking jokes. i think this should yield some funny posts. so whoever wants to fire an opening shot- fire away!

**daem** · 03-30-2003, 08:52 PM

you definitely smell funny.

**tolinka** · 03-30-2003, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by daem
you definitely smell funny.

Of course he does...he is a bloody baboon

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 09:09 PM

what the hell is a daem anyway? and is that a pokemon in your avatar?

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by tolinka

Of course he does...he is a bloody baboon

as trebek would say.. "are you english or retarded?"

**painintheazz** · 03-30-2003, 10:20 PM

Humm the monkey with a gun or the gay ass scott baio looking dude, those are some hard avatars..

Pain

**symatech** · 03-30-2003, 10:25 PM

this is the best thread ever.....too bad the author smells funny.

**roch** · 03-30-2003, 10:39 PM

oh no, here we go. all you boners have cartoons for for avs. only a real man would post on this thread with a picture of himself in the av. I HAVE THE POWER.....

**symatech** · 03-30-2003, 11:02 PM

dood that is me in my avatar...i photoshopped it yellow. Why dont you live in the NOW, jump on the bandwagon and photoshop your friggin avatar. oh yeah i almost forgot, nice white oval over your face...its an improvement

**tolinka** · 03-30-2003, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by roch
oh no, here we go. all you boners have cartoons for for avs. only a real man would post on this thread with a picture of himself in the av. I HAVE THE POWER.....

exposing his nasty armpits.....

**Red Ketchup** · 03-30-2003, 11:11 PM

exposing his nasty armpits.....

Smelly too!

Red

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by painintheazz
Humm the monkey with a gun or the gay ass scott baio looking dude, those are some hard avatars..

Pain

You dont need a tough avatar if you're a badass in real life.

And whats with the car? I bet you drive a VW Cabrio in real life.

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 11:21 PM

symatech? three hairs? alcoholic?

**roch** · 03-31-2003, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Red Ketchup

Smelly too!

Red

...c'mon red. don't be so upset about me "squeeking" your rubby ducky. She made bathtime V-E-R-Y fun!

**peam** · 03-31-2003, 12:23 AM

hey monkey boy... what's wrong with VW cabrios?

**mueyscookie** · 03-31-2003, 12:23 AM

dawm i think the shit rose to the top here to bad you all couldn't poor piss out of your boot if the directions were written on the heel

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by mueyscookie
dawm i think the shit rose to the top here to bad you all couldn't poor piss out of your boot if the directions were written on the heel

do you mean 'pour' piss? and 'too' bad? damn is spelt 'damn' as well.

peam- I used to drive a VW cabrio. No speedometer, one headlight, no gas gauge, it was horrible. Im a little biased. Also, its not really a badass car- that was my point.

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 12:53 AM

Nico, JP1570, Big Rush, hercules88, MueTHroS

Im calling all you out. you're all online but too scared to play. 79 views and 16 posts? this is weak...

**tolinka** · 03-31-2003, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
Nico, JP1570, Big Rush, hercules88, MueTHroS

Im calling all you out. you're all online but too scared to play. 79 views and 16 posts? this is weak...

Hey, do you monkeys take showers?

**roch** · 03-31-2003, 01:07 AM

you talk tough for a monkey. didn't you know you havn't evolved yet? damn dirty ape.

**JP1570** · 03-31-2003, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
Nico, JP1570, Big Rush, hercules88, MueTHroS

Im calling all you out. you're all online but too scared to play. 79 views and 16 posts? this is weak...

HEY, I was busy talking about fat girls in another thread. BUT, enough about your mom.....

<- can't think of anything funny to say so sticks to a lame "yo momma" joke

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by roch
you talk tough for a monkey. didn't you know you havn't evolved yet? damn dirty ape.

cause hes russian?

JP- i love fat girl threads, for some reason i always smile.

**tolinka** · 03-31-2003, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1

cause hes russian?

JP- i love fat girl threads, for some reason i always smile.

sorry to hear about yo mamma, i think you are sick laughing at your mom's pic

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 01:21 AM

at least my moms not a hairy eastern european woman.

**tolinka** · 03-31-2003, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
at least my moms not a hairy eastern european woman.

By looking and your pic i'd say you are the one with the hairy genetics in you

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 01:44 AM

yea, thats me. im busted. but you're right, i do have hairy genetics, if i turn into a furball like my dad- im gonna take a daily bath in nair.

**roch** · 03-31-2003, 01:45 AM

both you little hamster chariots need to respect the roch man for what he is. your daddy.

**painintheazz** · 03-31-2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1

You dont need a tough avatar if you're a badass in real life.

And whats with the car? I bet you drive a VW Cabrio in real life.

I only drive that because the chicks dig a man with a sensitive side, they think I am an azzhole when I pull up in the lambo, plus shit a can't deal with hot chicks asking me for rides when I just want to get some milk. BTW, there is a rumor going around that you suck, and I started it!!!!!

Pain

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-31-2003, 07:32 AM

You guys are the worst flamers ever. I would never put my 2 cents into a flame thread if I was horrible at it. You guys must be really insecure to jump at the opportunity to "flame" someone. Listen computer geeks, go outside, look at the sky, thank god for the wonderful day, then run full speed head first into a friggin brick wall and then maybe if you live yoru brain damage will enable you to come up with something atleast funny to flame about...stupid losers....get a life flamer wannabe's

**KunipshunFit** · 03-31-2003, 07:45 AM

see now...the pee wee puppet perv has a point... I mean at least in his spare time, he photosphops his girlfriend into his avatar, so he can brag about his girl, and thus show us his insecurity! And i mean come on. He did get busted wackin the meat in the theater!!!! And ya know he say's he is gonna hunt down Cycleon...but we all know he wants to be Cycleon...the only problem is he's not as kool as Cyc... Prolly because of the aforementioned mastubation in public and shameless promotion of the girlfriend. But yeah he's right...come on guys, flame away..it's fun....

and FKIT...well i mean at least you tried!

**painintheazz** · 03-31-2003, 08:33 AM

haha, big words coming from the pee wee perv... Damn don't get mad because cyc made you his bitch.... You flaming perv.

Pain

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-31-2003, 09:10 AM

Com'on you guys you know that its Cycleon that is pee wee not me. I mean yes he's embarrassed so he dubbed my title after his personna. and to kunipshunfit: ok read your post and who again is cyc's bitch? lol

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-31-2003, 09:13 AM

impression of kunipshunfit: Cycleon is so great i love his lizard in my lounge oh cycleon is cool he is the man woo hooo i worship you buddy im your number 1 lounge lizzard please be my friend...

**mammoth** · 03-31-2003, 09:13 AM

FKITS...how long are you going to keep up the facade of hating the very person you admire. We all know the truth. Its the deep seeded lust that you covet oh so delicately that gives away your pathetic excuse for a front. You drool at the very sight of the very one that you hold dear to your heart. The God of your world in whom you apply all your faith is the very person of which we speak. You no longer can suppress the urge to dandle your dugan. The avidity that keeps you going from day to day has now come to finish you. Admit the obvious and we shall let you redeem yourself. Bow down before your King....CYCLEON!!!

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-31-2003, 01:39 PM

mammoth its apparent that your thesis is well rehearsed and obviously well thought out......not...actually it just gives that impression only b/c you have thought about your obsession for a whole year now. You are obviously some kind of cycleon stalker or somethig man are you ok? dude ill stop talking about him if you'd really like i just dont want you going to do anything crazy....its ok man give it a break..one day you too can get arrested in a theater for spanking your meat..until then just keep dreaming about being like him

**mammoth** · 03-31-2003, 01:49 PM

You're in denial FKITS! Its okay man we are all here for you! Just let the anger release!

**Red Ketchup** · 03-31-2003, 02:11 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Red

**roch** · 03-31-2003, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by FKITLETSGO
You guys are the worst flamers ever. I would never put my 2 cents into a flame thread if I was horrible at it. You guys must be really insecure to jump at the opportunity to "flame" someone. Listen computer geeks, go outside, look at the sky, thank god for the wonderful day, then run full speed head first into a friggin brick wall and then maybe if you live yoru brain damage will enable you to come up with something atleast funny to flame about...stupid losers....get a life flamer wannabe's

is that the best you got? that wasn't worth the 2 cents you spent on it. since your cheap puppet ass is now broke I'll give you a nickel to get back in cycleons gimp trunk.

**roch** · 03-31-2003, 03:16 PM

I'm still waiting for one of you peon's to come up with something to entertain me. It's your duty to be smart so where is it?

**tolinka** · 03-31-2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by roch
I'm still waiting for one of you peon's to come up with something to entertain me. It's your duty to be smart so where is it?

you are so pathetic by just sitting in this thread and hoping to get flamed....just so pathectic! oh and you have smelly arm pits!