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    How to deal with all these "peace not war" people

    With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace
    Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
    retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,
    and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a
    gathering...most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come
    upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules
    of etiquette:

    1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
    conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
    will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
    who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
    use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

    2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the
    nose.

    3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and
    they may try to hit you, so be careful.

    4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
    about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter.
    Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to
    undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are
    saying.

    5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
    correct.

    6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
    harder. Square in the nose.

    7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
    realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

    8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting
    victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is
    unacceptable and must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.


    We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for our
    children and us. We must support them and our leaders at times like
    these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we
    will keep getting hit in the nose.

    Lesson over, class dismissed

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    Well Said....well put...I totally agree.

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    "peacemaking 101"

    If you are empty handed and the other person has a gun, negotiation is impossible, only capitulation.

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    That is some funny shit bro!!!

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    I politely rolled my window up the other day when one was trying to talk to me while I was at a stop sign. She then told me I support baby killers and murders, and I told her to go f*ck herself and the only reason she has the freedom to speak her mind is because our troops are over there doing there thing. Pisses me off, I kindly showed my feelings toward her and she gets rude to me. O well.

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