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    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    People think I have the power because I have the monkeys. Unh unh...I have the power, cause I'll let the monkeys out!

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    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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    I feel sick about the whole thing. Tell ya what, I'll have your money tomorrow, with interest plus...an autographed picture of Gavin Mac leod.

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    North Dakota is the only State where you can watch your dog run away.......for three days!!

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    i live for Starbucks, btu i just tried this Folgers instant Double Shot Dancin' Java and it hits harder than an abusive spouse on COPS

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    Gonna have me some Corn Flakes...gonna have me some Corn Flakes. Can't have Corn Flakes, without a whole....lotta....milka!!

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    I'D FUCK ME TOO

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    HEY BABY IM GOING TO FLIP YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND EAT YOU LIKE A POPCYCLE

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    WHATS THE LAST THING A TURD SAYS BEFORE LEAVING THE ASS

    OHHH I CANT TAKE THE PRESSURE.

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    LOOK OVER THERE I SEE A TREE

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    i'm over this post.it just started to get wack

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    IM SORRY I FONDLED MY BALLS

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    i'm over this post.it just started to get wack
    Agreed..game over...thank you everyone

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    Some girls color their hair with cherry kool aid.
    Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Do not do what you would undo if caught. -- Leah Arendt

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    damn feel like i ruined it all fuckin a just shoot me in the nuts

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    DAMN! Didn't see the last post...hate when that happens!
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    when i joined this website i needed a user name so i copied it off a body deodrant can.

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    ummm whoomp there it is

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    ....And as I walked away, the lone little green bean sighed after being the only one left on my plate.

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    where's the beef

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    I cant believe my dog just shti on the carpet.

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    I just farted

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    it itches

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    this threads dumb

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    I wish I was a member way back in 2001

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    this thread is great!

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    I hate Mississippi Mud!!! Its the worse beer ever! It leaves a perfumy after tast in your mouth. That sucks.

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    i'm hungry

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    Tool Rocks

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    i like guys that bump 4 year old threads... mmyyy hheeeerroo

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    I wish I had a million dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    I wish I had a million dollars.
    if i had a billion dollars i would give u a million dollars

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