The best April fools I've ever done...

So I met this girl about 3 weeks ago at the gym... we went out a few times and everything was way cool.

Last night I'm at her place, it's late, we're on the couch, several clothing items have been removed and some nice music is playin in the background. Your average makeout session scene....

We're lying face to face after a nice round of 'luvin' just smiling. I stroke her hair from her face and say, "You know ** I really like spending time with you...BUT I haven't been completely honest about something."

She tenses and asks me what....

I look very serious and say, "I'm a homosexual."

You could have heard a pin drop.... I played this angle for about 10mins and then when she started to REALLY get uncomfortable I of course broke out "April fools"!

GOD I love this month!

thats pretty good...i always do deceitful things to my friends on april fools day.

since my friend always leaves her key in the ignition of her car in her driveway i went over and drove her car to a parking lot and parked it there...ran back and then rang her doorbell.

i told her that i had left a book in her car a few days ago and im certain it was in there...we walk outside and she starts going oh my god oh my god...i was like whats wrong, why are we out here? she proceeded to tell me she had her keys in the car and that someone must have stolen it...she runs inside and i follow waiting to drop the bomb before she dials 911...she picks up the phone and i tell her that if it was here 5 minutes ago it can't be far so we hop into my car 'looking' for it...sure enough i drive to the parking lot where it is and yell april fools...she was livid. :)

not great, but it was definitely worth the trouble.

Nice.

pain

LOL, why always pick on the chicks??? back in college i drove what my boys called a "minicar" they rounded up some fellas, picked it up and moved it across campus...wanna know how long i walked around wondering WHERE THE FUCK i left my car that morning??? lol NEVER drink on march 31st is my motto!!!!

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Originally posted by mnkc
LOL, why always pick on the chicks??? back in college i drove what my boys called a "minicar" they rounded up some fellas, picked it up and moved it across campus...wanna know how long i walked around wondering WHERE THE FUCK i left my car that morning??? lol NEVER drink on march 31st is my motto!!!!

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Slypknot - Daem - What happend afterwards guys? Did you get some Slyp? And did she beat you up Daem :lol:

Daem, I like that...I had one where I was with this girl who used to come over before she went to work at 2 and I'd play guess where this goes...well any ways I made sure one of my bros' called. I get angry and start with "that's impossible Dr. ....No f'n way! I can't have herpes! Ithought it was just acne! Ah F! What the F!!!!! It's how contageous right now! BUT but but....." I hear her SCREAM! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I started to laugh and she almost died!

I got my ex-wife when she was pregnant with my daughter and we were at the grocery store and I start saying with an accent like Scarface..."No way baby, dees is not my kid! No way! I don't want to hear dis crap! What about Paco! I'm not gonna....I went on and on and on!" She was soooooooo embarresed and I couldn't help but laugh!

Yesterday, I set my kids alarm clocks for 2am (they're 6 and 8) shut the blinds and had them going that they were late for school!!!!!! I'm a deek man! :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by ripsid
Daem, I like that...I had one where I was with this girl who used to come over before she went to work at 2 and I'd play guess where this goes...well any ways I made sure one of my bros' called. I get angry and start with "that's impossible Dr. ....No f'n way! I can't have herpes! Ithought it was just acne! Ah F! What the F!!!!! It's how contageous right now! BUT but but....." I hear her SCREAM! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I started to laugh and she almost died!

I got my ex-wife when she was pregnant with my daughter and we were at the grocery store and I start saying with an accent like Scarface..."No way baby, dees is not my kid! No way! I don't want to hear dis crap! What about Paco! I'm not gonna....I went on and on and on!" She was soooooooo embarresed and I couldn't help but laugh!

Yesterday, I set my kids alarm clocks for 2am (they're 6 and 8) shut the blinds and had them going that they were late for school!!!!!! I'm a deek man! :lol: :lol:

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Damn bro you are horrible...mean but very funny :lol:

Yeah, well I rang a guy's doorbell....and the funniest part is, when he answered it, no one was there. You know why? Because I had absconded and was no longer present by the time he answered...so he was all like, "I got up from watching TV expecting a visitor and it appears as though there is no such visitor." Now THAT'S funny.

awww that's mean to do to your little kids ripsid....

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Yeah, well I rang a guy's doorbell....and the funniest part is, when he answered it, no one was there. You know why? Because I had absconded and was no longer present by the time he answered...so he was all like, "I got up from watching TV expecting a visitor and it appears as though there is no such visitor." Now THAT'S funny.

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The funniest part was when I rang the doorbell and he answered it but no one was there:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Slypknot - Daem - What happend afterwards guys? Did you get some Slyp? And did she beat you up Daem :lol:

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she proceeded to kick the living shit out of me while i curled up in the fetal position and began sucking my thumb to relive better days...

but seriously, she socked me in the stomach when i wasn't looking so i picked her up and carried her over to the trashcan and put her butt first in it...u know the old bully trick? :lol: i just stood there laughing while she was getting all red and upset and made her beg to lift her out, haha :)

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The funniest part was when I rang the doorbell and he answered it but no one was there:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thats the funniest prank dude.... :lol:

she probably still thinks your really gay and april fool's was a cover up ;\

Those are FREAKEN HILARIOUS! Keep them coming guys, those stories are all great!!! I myself have never really done a big April Fools on anyone, just very minor ones, like little lies and stuff (although my parents never fall for it).

Anyways, a good one that my friend's dad did on him however, had me cracking up for so long!!

My friend and his dad were doing general house work (this was a couple years ago). His dad called him out to the backyard for some help with lawn work. My friends dad was walking towards the sandbox when he suddenly looks down, and then looks back at my friend and goes "Dammit, another dog took a shit in our sandbox!" And he continued to act very pissed off. My friend started walking closer, and then the dad bends down and picks up the piece of "shit" and starts taking bites out of it while he stares at my friend. My friend was just SHOCKED and his face just went white. His dads like "Hey, it's pretty good!"

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Apparently, that morning, my friends parents had made some brownie mix, and had this whole thing setup! I could NOT stop laughing when I heard this!!! This is a REAL good one for you dads/moms to pull on your kids!!

oh man. at my last job I was a manager in a unix company. I had this guy who I didn't like sitting next to me and he was working on a tough contract that was taking him close to an hour to finish. I entered superuser mode and kept shutting his system down right as he was ready to save it. I did those for 4 hours straight while he pulled his friggin hair out each time. he would get pissed and walk away from his desk pissing and moaning. but heres the mean part. it wasn't april fools and I never told him it was me who was doing. jeez my brother in law is a dick. I woulda done it all day but he switched computers and I was happy enough that I was away from him for the day. :D

Yep it's cruel but fun! And they'll get me back in the future! My son who's 6 has already put salt in my coffee! That little pr*ck! LOL :lol:
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

How's this you may like this fellow surfer...last summer my bro bought a fish with a fin system so we got an older set of fins rigged so that they would stay on and then 1st time he drops in they pop off and he eat's it! It's 3 to 4 perfect and he can't do crap! can't get the board to sit on...so for what seemed like 2 hours he finally flips the board over and see's he has 1 fin the right one and he's like what the F* we started rolling! He will never trust me again!

Speaking of computers...
MY old job was a bunch of computer illiterate guys so I would print screen their desk top go to paint brush save it as background and keep doing it until there were about 250 icons all the same!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
The guy was oh man what the f*! Or I would save an .exe file and change the icon to like word and when the guy would double click it it would yell "Yahooo!!! I'm looking at gay porn!!!!! Come get some!"
Or one of my other fav's just password protecting someones scrolling screen saver that says all sorts of crap! I'm not very trusted around my office! I like putting things in people /home dir's on our unix servers! I have a gay guy at work that's real cool we filled his dir with TONS TONS of female porn!!!!!!!! He was pissed! But it was funny, he tried building a software release that was all f'd up with porn instead of scripts!
I love it! :lol:

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Originally posted by ripsid
Yep it's cruel but fun! And they'll get me back in the future! My son who's 6 has already put salt in my coffee! That little pr*ck! LOL :lol:
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

How's this you may like this fellow surfer...last summer my bro bought a fish with a fin system so we got an older set of fins rigged so that they would stay on and then 1st time he drops in they pop off and he eat's it! It's 3 to 4 perfect and he can't do crap! can't get the board to sit on...so for what seemed like 2 hours he finally flips the board over and see's he has 1 fin the right one and he's like what the F* we started rolling! He will never trust me again!

Speaking of computers...
MY old job was a bunch of computer illiterate guys so I would print screen their desk top go to paint brush save it as background and keep doing it until there were about 250 icons all the same!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
The guy was oh man what the f*! Or I would save an .exe file and change the icon to like word and when the guy would double click it it would yell "Yahooo!!! I'm looking at gay porn!!!!! Come get some!"
Or one of my other fav's just password protecting someones scrolling screen saver that says all sorts of crap! I'm not very trusted around my office! I like putting things in people /home dir's on our unix servers! I have a gay guy at work that's real cool we filled his dir with TONS TONS of female porn!!!!!!!! He was pissed! But it was funny, he tried building a software release that was all f'd up with porn instead of scripts!
I love it! :lol:

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i appreciate all these cpu related stories because truth be told, i am a tech-nerd...love flash, c++ and doing 3D art in 3dsmax. f'ing with people who have no clue what is going on is definitely funny, i have a multitude of stories about pranks when i worked at the OIT (office of information technology) but those are for another rainy day