Joke of the day [Good Friday my ass, i'm at work! :(]

[KunipshunFit]

State Moto's : The ones they don't want you to see...

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave Your
Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The Fifty States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl… It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not really An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

[kc]

guess i'm gonna hafta learn to ski

you stuck at work too? i need a new job!!

[KunipshunFit]

yeah, i'm stuck at work...granted I get monday off.

My boss took off today, and the other guy in the IT department that I work with is on vacation...So i got stuck

S'ok though, we have a total of 5 people here in the office.

I watched Lilo and Stitch this morning and have yet to do more than an hour's worth of work, and it's 10:30

K'Fit

[kc]

LOL i hear that...i been reading posts and doin some research all mornin, i haven't even opened up any work related files yet.....what a waste!

[KunipshunFit]

I can top that...

I didnt sleep last night at all.. *pollen n' shit*

so needless to say i'm exhausted today at work....well i've got my shoes kicked off, feet propped up on the desk...and was watching the rest of lilo and stitch on my computer...


Then I feel this thud...my arm feel off the desk, *I'd fallen asleep*

I want my bed!!!! LOL

And work...shit i actually had to do some... My frame relay at a facility went down...so i had to "force" myself to fix it...granted fixing it involves me calling the frame relay department (30 miles away) and telling them one series of numbers, then waiting for them to call back and say "it's fixed."

[kc]

i can't beat that...i've been entertaining myself with this place, tmag site, animal pak site and a bunch of others....guess i can't complain about gettin paid to reseach stuff i guess....

got my todo list done..ordered supps, designed next workout and diet plan, researched some ph stuff for a buddy....hey..now what?

[KunipshunFit]

well now you sign on to aol instant messanger and message KunipshunFit...

that way we dont have to keep going to the board...lol


oh, and I gotta another story I was tired...so i decided to take part of my break and take a nap..

told my boss to wake me up in 30...she just let me sleep....She's so great.

She just told the receptionist to page me if i was needed..How great is that..

K'Fit

[Terinox]

And I'm not laughing at the joke of the day!!