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  1. 04-25-2003, 09:37 PM #1
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    Shredz' Joke of the day continues!!

    An Honest Drunk

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued
    by the derelict's intuition, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about
    her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right.
    But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n shit."

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  2. 04-26-2003, 07:11 AM #2
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    Ohhh, that's sweet....good stuff, good stuff.
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  3. 04-26-2003, 11:28 PM #3
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    Wow doooode....Sadly enough I have to admit it took me 5 seconds to get
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  4. 04-27-2003, 01:27 AM #4
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    Damn that's mean, but heck, he WAS drunk!

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  5. 04-27-2003, 02:42 PM #5
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    reminds me of my last trip to walmart!
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  6. 04-27-2003, 02:49 PM #6
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