My date last night said she wanted me to give her 8inches and hurt her

She said that she wanted me to give her 8inches and hurt her. So I gave her 4inch twice and punched her in the nose...

That SHIT IS TOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

R

LOL. You showed her!!!

I would of had to tell her that "I would'nt cut 2" off for anybody".;)

You messed it up... it's suppose to be:

so I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

AHhahahhaha, good stuff.

gave me a nice chuckle :D, if were that short I'd be telling this joke too.