A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar.
The bartender asks, "What is the name of your dick?"

The man says, "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer."

The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your dick."

The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your dick?"

The bartender replies, "Mine is named Nike. You know Just Do It."

The man thought for a moment then replied, "Mine is named Secret."

The bartender questioned, "Secret??"

The man explained, "You know, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

lol nice.............................................. .......

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Two guys walk into a bar......the third one ducked

A termite walks into a bar and says:

"Is the bartender here?"

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