Does anyone else notice this?

Aight time to rant and bitch and rave and whine about my bodily functions.

Aight wtf, somedays Ill have the runniest protein shits you've ever seen its like brown fucking liquid its like "PLEEEEEEEHHHHHHPPPPFFFFFF" and its so goddamn stinky Im like "WTF man". Anyone else get these? I think its on the days when I have 3-4 shakes, and damn, that runs, its BURNS. Seriously, it burns my sphincter for like 10 minutes after I let er rip, whys that? Then the next day, Ill be like "damn I dont wanna have the runs again" and ill drop the kids in the pool and theyre rock solid and RACIST COMMENT DELETED BY MODS! Theyre so dark brown theyre damn near black man Im like "how the hell... RACIST COMMENT DELETED BY MODS". I think its all the god damn protein???

Oh and before I forget, when I take a piss, its so light lemon colored it practically glows in the dark, seriously, looks like some sort of radioactive juice being excreted by my body. Is this a sign that im healthy? It seems days I dont take my Multi-Vitamins that my urine isnt nearly as bright and prismatic LOL Is this because of the vitamins eh?

Any other bros got some bodily functions to share? :D

When your shit is dark, that usually means your getting a lot of protein.
When your urine is atomic toxic yellow, it could mean your body is getting rid of excess vitamins, or your dehydrated

I get in about 150grams of protein just from shakes and the only problem I have are the notorious protein farts. Also my gf says my spunk does not taste too good since I've been taking whey, but who cares, not my problem.

Well when ur dehydrated ur urines actually dark! So its not that, not to mention iom drinking shitloads of water everyday.

Ya ive read that your "spunk" tastes sweeter when you eat more citric acids, and gets more nasty when you eat more protein, damn sux to be ur gf LOL no pun intended.

LOL wtf howcome my names just Sphinx now and im only a junoir member wtf I think I logged into Sphinx account I never knew I had the Sphinx account wtf whyve i been using Foxy Sphinx then if I had Sphinx WTF IS GOING ON is there anyway to transfer my posting status from Foxy Sphinx to Sphinx?

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Originally posted by Sphinx
...I never knew I had the Sphinx account...

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• The E-mail address is the same for both Sphinx and Foxy Sphinx.
• Sphinx and Foxy Sphinx both joined on Nov 21, 2002.
• Sphinx is member #9005 and Foxy Sphinx is member #9006.
• Sphinx joined at 13:48:44 and Foxy Sphinx joined at 13:50:29.

I wasn't sure what to think, until I remembered that you are the same guy that claims to be 18 years old in some threads and 24 years old in another. :rolleyes:

LOL this is great!

wow.....this new information makes that thread about the little girl even more unbelievable..... crazy people.... I hope I only have sons.

Wait, so you are not only obsessed with some little 12 year old, you are also a mad racist. Dude, now I really think you need help.

hmmm wanna get ur facts straight buddy

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Originally posted by SilverSiR
I get in about 150grams of protein just from shakes and the only problem I have are the notorious protein farts. Also my gf says my spunk does not taste too good since I've been taking whey, but who cares, not my problem.

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now thats funny!! stomach hurts.......................ha.........gasp....... ....hahahah....

Racism, or any other form of discrimination, does not fly around here. I'm sure you have already been PM'd about your comments...so consider this your one, AND ONLY, warning.

good job Pete

oh, thats considered racist? Well my black gym buddy big N_G (yes he TELLS me to call him that) doesnt seem to have a problem. Infact Ive never known a black person who cared... but ok.

my thoughts...

OG

if you got funky spunk try putting lots of pineapple and Kiwi on your Oatmeal in the morning,,, :D

yeah, thats pretty messed up if your 18, in ur other thread you said you are 6 years older than the girl.. ahahaha and you were wondering why she would show her parents the note.

anyways. the neon colored urine is from to much viteman B6 & B12 and possible C

damn......

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Originally posted by EXCESS

• The E-mail address is the same for both Sphinx and Foxy Sphinx.
• Sphinx and Foxy Sphinx both joined on Nov 21, 2002.
• Sphinx is member #9005 and Foxy Sphinx is member #9006.
• Sphinx joined at 13:48:44 and Foxy Sphinx joined at 13:50:29.

I wasn't sure what to think, until I remembered that you are the same guy that claims to be 18 years old in some threads and 24 years old in another. :rolleyes:

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Busted!! :lol:


It's funny that you can count your black friends to prove your not racist:lol:

I usually count each member of the human race and tally them up so I am for sure not a racist:lol:

LOL...is there any way we can "rate this thread" less than one star? Foxy, i just don't know what to say.

take your runny racist ass somewhere else you pedo freak!!!!pete is gonna rip out your eyes and teabag your skull if you keep this shit up sucka!!!have a nice day:D

Hey Foxy - stop voting on your own posts, its obvious that thats whut ur doing and its pissing me off and getting old. IMO your too fruity to be on this board, try Bolex's board

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Originally posted by Mentalism
Hey Foxy - stop voting on your own posts, its obvious that thats whut ur doing and its pissing me off and getting old. IMO your too fruity to be on this board, try Bolex's board

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haha...low blow