Thread: I want to a pig in my next life
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05-09-2003, 08:33 AM #1
I want to a pig in my next life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try
this at home...... maybe at work!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the
bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure
that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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05-09-2003, 09:05 AM #2
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05-09-2003, 09:08 AM #3Member
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Pete the king of Trivia lies !
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05-09-2003, 10:05 AM #4Anabolic Member
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No wonder Jarrett likes pigs so much!
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05-09-2003, 10:32 AM #5Senior Member
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So that means when my g/f has multiple orgasms, technically i can call her a fucking pig....right!
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05-09-2003, 10:40 AM #6Originally posted by nuke
Pete the king of Trivia lies !
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05-09-2003, 10:41 AM #7
i think that either raccoons or some animal like that also has casual sex....read it just the other day.
lucky pigs...
i want to be a pig/lion hybrid in my next life...fuck all day...orgasm for the next 2
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05-09-2003, 11:02 AM #8
I just calculated the one about the fart. In no way is it true. The only way that farting for 6y 9m would equal enough methane to provide the energy of an atomic bomb would be if one could fart 100 L of methane gas a second. To wit:
combustion energy of methane: 888kJ/mol
density of gas at STP: 22L/mol
#of seconds in a year: 212868000 (6.75*365*24*60*60)
assume 10mL/second fart rate:
energy of a fart is 8,592,160, kJ
energy of nagasaki bomb (pretty small): 84TJ or 84,000,000,000 kJ
big difference!
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05-09-2003, 12:20 PM #9
CLASSIC PETE CLASSIC!!!
Damn lucky pigs
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05-09-2003, 01:04 PM #10
i dont get how strongest body muscle is tongue, try and lift a 20 pound dumbell with it, it wont happen......
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05-09-2003, 01:24 PM #11
Pete, you def got tooooooo much time on your hands these days!!
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Re: I want to a pig in my next life
Originally posted by Pete235
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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05-09-2003, 09:26 PM #13
i was wondering if some of those facts were made up just for fun...now i know...=)
-- clocky baby
Originally posted by jeffylyte
I just calculated the one about the fart. In no way is it true. The only way that farting for 6y 9m would equal enough methane to provide the energy of an atomic bomb would be if one could fart 100 L of methane gas a second. To wit:
combustion energy of methane: 888kJ/mol
density of gas at STP: 22L/mol
#of seconds in a year: 212868000 (6.75*365*24*60*60)
assume 10mL/second fart rate:
energy of a fart is 8,592,160, kJ
energy of nagasaki bomb (pretty small): 84TJ or 84,000,000,000 kJ
big difference!
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05-12-2003, 07:45 AM #14Originally posted by jeffylyte
I just calculated the one about the fart. In no way is it true. The only way that farting for 6y 9m would equal enough methane to provide the energy of an atomic bomb would be if one could fart 100 L of methane gas a second. To wit:
combustion energy of methane: 888kJ/mol
density of gas at STP: 22L/mol
#of seconds in a year: 212868000 (6.75*365*24*60*60)
assume 10mL/second fart rate:
energy of a fart is 8,592,160, kJ
energy of nagasaki bomb (pretty small): 84TJ or 84,000,000,000 kJ
big difference!
yeeesh,,, and I thought PETE had too much time on his hands!!
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05-12-2003, 11:01 PM #15Associate Member
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Wow intresting useless facts... some pretty funny stuff though, I guess that's why pork tastes so good.
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