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    HELL - I got the last col

    Life explained in full

    On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of 60 years."

    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have 20 years and I'll give back the other 40." God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me 10 years and I'll give back the other 10." So God agreed(sigh).

    On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a 20-year life span." Monkey said, "monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

    And the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, recreate, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you 20 years."

    Man said,
    "What? Only 20 years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my 20, and the 40 Cow gave back, and the 10 Dog gave back and the 10 Monkey gave back.

    That makes 80, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

    So that is why for the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, recreate, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last 10 years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

    Life has now been explained..

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    i love it


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    Very nice!!

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    Good stuff!

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    I've got to send that to my's some funy shyte!

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    How true it is.....i miss the first 20 years so, so much. But, if you play your cards right you can extend it to like 25....maybe 30!

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