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  1. 05-15-2003, 04:44 PM #1
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    things not to say to a cop

    top 4 things not to say to a cop
    #1 Is that a night stick in your pocket, or you just gay to see me
    #2 I tought you'd be in better shape
    #3 So whats your take on Rodney King
    #4 Aren't you exceding the weight limit on that belt, Batman
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  2. 05-15-2003, 07:54 PM #2
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    did you write that yourself?
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  3. 05-15-2003, 08:12 PM #3
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    when the cop asks why were u goin soo fast, say "Cause you wife said to be there in 5 minutes"
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  4. 05-15-2003, 09:16 PM #4
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    don't i know your daughter?
    is that jelly on your shirt?
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  5. 05-15-2003, 09:20 PM #5
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    look officer....

    "will a blowjob get me out of this??"
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  6. 05-15-2003, 09:33 PM #6
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    Re: look officer....

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    "will a blowjob get me out of this??"
    What happens when he says "Sure will sexy"
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  7. 05-15-2003, 09:40 PM #7
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    well

    What happens when he says "Sure will sexy"
    it dependson how much the ticket is gonna be!!hahahahahahahahahaha JUST KIDDING!!!haha
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    Re: well

    Originally posted by partyboynyc


    it dependson how much the ticket is gonna be!!hahahahahahahahahaha JUST KIDDING!!!haha
    Man Whore!!!
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  9. 05-15-2003, 09:48 PM #9
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    Expluuze me ossifer! Bawwt I'm naawt as thunk as you drink I aaam! I can draaaaive fiiiine!

    And then proceed to projectile vomit on his shoes.

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  10. 05-15-2003, 10:14 PM #10
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    no im not high on marijuana im actually trippin on acid....

    yup i actually said that to a cop...and didnt go to jail
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    "yes i commeted a crime, so what, ima criminal take me to jail"
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  12. 05-15-2003, 10:54 PM #12
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    when the cop asks for your license give him this picture!!!

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    Something I heard about a guy that got pulled over for excessive speeding...

    COP: "I've been waiting for you ALLLL day."
    SPEEDER: "Well I got here as fast as I could!"

    ...apparently the cop laughed and didn't give him a ticket.
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    Re: when the cop asks for your license give him this picture!!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    Hey bro, at least post the real version!
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  15. 05-15-2003, 11:28 PM #15
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    little partyboy is stuck in shit!!!!!!damn you EXCESS damn you!!!hahaha
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  16. 05-17-2003, 08:44 PM #16
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    partyboy you're the shit!

    When he walks up you say, ok I'll have a chicken sandwhich large fries and a water. And make it quick I have a meeting with the public defender!
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  17. 05-18-2003, 09:36 AM #17
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    actually said have a happy martin luther kings day to a cop after he pulled me over for not having a seat belt.. ( he was black and took offense to it) pulled me out of my car handcuffed me threatening to take me to jail as he searched my car for illeagal substances
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  18. 05-19-2003, 02:55 AM #18
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    A dude I know got an 80 dollar fine for pissing in an alley while he was hammered. He got nailed by an undercover cop, of course they don't give a fuck about the bum shooting heroin in the alley across the street... fuckin downtown Vancouver anyways... he has received three notifications in the mail about it and it's gone up to 180 dollar fine. If he gets pulled over again he's probably gonna get jailed. fuckin pigs
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  19. 05-19-2003, 06:59 AM #19
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    Originally posted by jarrett
    actually said have a happy martin luther kings day to a cop after he pulled me over for not having a seat belt.. ( he was black and took offense to it) pulled me out of my car handcuffed me threatening to take me to jail as he searched my car for illeagal substances
    now that's funny !! what would you have done if it was a white cop ??

    i know they can search your car if they have reason, but let's say you don't have anything on you, like most of us won't when driving. what will happen if you say something smartass to a cop the first time he approaches your window ?? i mean usually the first question they ask is "can i see your license & registration please ?"
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    When he threatens to write you a ticket or arrest you, just ask him/her:

    "Should I make the check out to you, Cops Against Social Harrassment, or just plain CASH?"

    "If I buy you a cup of coffee and a dozen of Dunkin Donuts/Krispy Kremes, would you forget about that ticket?"

    When the cop ask you whether or not you have drugs in the car, tell them, "Hell no. I keep that at home with the guns and the fighting dogs."
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  21. 05-19-2003, 07:17 PM #21
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    things not to say to a cop

    "Fuck you"
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  22. 05-19-2003, 07:58 PM #22
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    yeah bro that cop was on a huge power trip!
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  23. 05-22-2003, 01:42 PM #23
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    1.Sure I'll get my license, but can you hold my beer?
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..
    3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    4. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does..
    5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    6. I pay your salary!
    7. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    8. I was just trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!
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