F*** Me!!

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05-20-2003, 03:40 PM
ripped4fsu

F*** Me!!

The company I work for is doing pretty well, (at least at the moment) So the marketing department came up with an "Employee Benefit" program that went into affect today. can you guess what it is? A free snack bar! ugh!! they went to Wal-mart and got what must be $500 worth of total shit... Sodas, candy bars, chips, cookies, crackers, ice cream bars, etc... all free.... as much as you want... OMG what a stupid thing to do, there are already too many fat people up here, I'm so pissed. The grazing has already started, in fact I'm getting Reese Cup on my key board as I type this!! ;)
05-20-2003, 03:42 PM
painintheazz

That sucks....Nothing can wreck a diet like that.

Pain
05-20-2003, 03:47 PM
palme

Free candy...bastards :lol:
05-20-2003, 03:50 PM
Big Rush

temptation is a bitch
05-20-2003, 03:51 PM
Pheedno

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Originally posted by ripped4fsu
The grazing has already started, in fact I'm getting Reese Cup on my key board as I type this!! ;)

Thats it soldier, get that greezy pb cup out your chubs. :D
Aint no room for a flippin snack bar. If you have a suggestion box there, you need to enter in a few suggestions telling the managment to kiss your fat ass and shove the goodies up the dairyier

It's protein time baby
05-20-2003, 03:55 PM
ripped4fsu

Thanks Phee! I needed a good slap! :D

I tossed the other half of the reese cup and opened a can of Tuna. :(
this is going to suck... I really have a weak spot for candy bars.. FUCK!!
:mad:
05-20-2003, 03:59 PM
BigGreen

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Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Thanks Phee! I needed a good slap! :D

I tossed the other half of the reese cup and opened a can of Tuna. :(
this is going to suck... I really have a weak spot for candy bars.. FUCK!!
:mad:

two words: U-Turn Bars
05-20-2003, 04:03 PM
palme

Show some fucking disapline ripped, or ill rip you a new one :D
05-20-2003, 04:23 PM
tatty

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Originally posted by BigGreen
two words: U-Turn Bars

What are U-turn bars? Similar to the Detour bars? Different flavour?
05-20-2003, 05:53 PM
956Vette

The u-turn bars are similar to milky ways-They are awesome!
05-20-2003, 06:32 PM
01dragonslayer

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Originally posted by palme
Free candy...bastards :lol:

I don't think thats the candy ripp had in mind.
05-20-2003, 07:14 PM
ichiban

What kind of company is this?? Don't they want there empolyees to be healthy?? Suggest they add good stuff like fruit and veggies....turkey, ostrich, and venison jerky are all really good...and good for ya. Are there at least pretzeles?

Don't beat yourself up if u have a piece of candy every now and then!

Oh....detour bars are AWESOME......my fav.!

Good Luck!!
05-20-2003, 07:15 PM
ichiban

woops I said detour.....I meant U-turn.....se what the mear mention of candy does to me!!
05-21-2003, 07:55 AM
ripped4fsu

Palme, I knew I could count on you to keep me honest! :D

thanks for the tip about U turn bars... never heard of them, but I'll look for some after work. I LOVE the detour bars. I just got to be strong and stay my ass out of what I've labeled the "danger zone". it used to be a coffee room, now it's a room of empty carbs and lost hope.

ICH~ I hear ya babe, why a company would do this to "reward" it's employees is beyond me... the saddest part is the girl behind this program is HUGE!! like 250lbs plus at 5'4" huge. and she eats with no regard for her health... too bad, she's a sweet heart.
05-21-2003, 08:05 AM
Red Ketchup

I know this may sound silly, but have you suggested they add a few healthy items to their junk-food cart?

At work the vending machines (operated by our union as a charity fund raiser) just had junk in them. All it took was my asking the guy in charge of them to add a few healthy food items in the candy machine, and water and a few healthy drinks like OJ and apple juice in the coke machine, and within a week or so they had them (and surprisingly enough are outselling the junk!!!)

Sometimes one just as to ask.

Red