Time to play the "What's your 'porn-name' game?"

[Big Rush]

okay, this is really a funny thing to do that someone told me about at the bar...how do you come up with your very own and original porn name? well, it's very easy.

Step 1: what was the name of the first pet you ever had?

Step 2: what was the name of the first street you ever lived on?

so, if your pets name was/is "Fuzzy" and the name of your first street is "Blackwood St."..well, that would make you "Fuzzy Blackwood"...my porn name is "Bruce Tealwood"...LOL...everyone give it a try, and be honest...partyboy, i can't wait to hear yours bro!

REMEMBER: everybody has a porn-name! unless you never had a pet, then i just feel sorry for you

[Grocho]

So mine would be Bailey Hogan. Hmmm... Maybe i should keep that to myself. This could be fun

[David B.]

Taffy Broad or Petey Broad -- my brother had a cocker spaniel and a parakeet when I was born.

--dnb

[Bark's]

Winston Smuts.....
do low budget porn name apply??? lol
Cheesy.... very cheesy
they got shit names for streets here in South Africa, not my fault...
i actually like it

[Big Rush]

so far bark's takes the cake..LMFAO..david, i like petey broad the best..keep'em coming..i'm actually thinking of making "Bruce Tealwood" my new alias..lol

[palme]

Just woke up and this is what i see!? I love AR

Lucas Steel

[primodonna]

http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...&threadid=5416

can't wait to hear the new ones

[Pheedno]

I posted in Primo's thread but mine would be Chunk Nina, I'm not sure about that one if I decide to persue my career.

[RATM]

this is 100% truth

dog..... weener
street..... cricklewood (milford CT)

so without further ado........

weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal

[adaptations]

bengie Robb....LoL

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Forget that bs about having your street and dog, what about just some cool-ass porn names. I got a few: *ahem*

Jack Offspring
Long-Dong Silver
Dick Wood

[Cousin Eddie]

Mine is Maxx Philadelphia.

I may start using that as an alias!

[KeyMastur]

Originally posted by RATM
weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal

you can't have jenteal - she's mine. she's not the hottest, but something about her......damn..

[Babyweight]

Ace Linwood
Pepper Linwood
Ella Linwood

Interesting..........

[arthurb999]

Roger Omaha.

[Vegas Kid]

Spock Rosewood.

[maguilagorilla]

mine would be LOBO DE LOS SANTOS... i gues i would have to be in one of those cheap ass cheesy spanish flicks! that sux!

[peaker]

Ricky Braidhill

peaker

[FaTbAcK]

Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

[Big Rush]

Originally posted by primodonna
http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...&threadid=5416

can't wait to hear the new ones

OMG, primodonna thought of this first..LOL..i'm an unoriginal bastard

[Big Rush]

Originally posted by FaTbAcK
Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

LOL...looks like you'd be in another kind of porn

[MBaraso]

Sabastian Side-hill :-)

[clockworks]

Originally posted by FaTbAcK
Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

bahaha, thats hilarious...=)

ivan = cat
briarmead = street

ivan briarmead...thats kinda weak...=(

-clocky baby

[broncojosh]

haha, i love it...
boxer's name...peter fitz gerald
road as a kid...private drive

so I'm thinking Peter Private would be it...that could work

[woodsy169]

Damnit! My dog had to be named Shorty...

So I am Shorty Fernwood

Damn that sucks!!

[BE_STRONG]

fatback, That sux!!

dogs name trooper.
street name sunrise.

That would be Trooper Sunrise!! I think I would have played a cop!!