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    Dogs

    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
    beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
    themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
    arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before
    her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance
    from her in return.

    Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
    decides
    to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver" and
    "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
    me."

    The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver
    and
    cheese."

    "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
    intelligence whatsoever."

    She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you
    do?"

    "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

    "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
    the Lab's sentence."

    She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
    little guy?"

    The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is
    the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
    Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ......

    (GET READY FOR THIS)
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    "Liver alone. Cheese mine."

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    hahaha!

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    lol had to think about it first

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    I heard this one awhile back only it was a black guy, A white guy, and a Mexican!
    Still Funny as hell!
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