omg!! Im going to hell

**jarrett** · 06-02-2003, 12:24 PM

im sitting up in the library and this nun walks in sits down next to me while im on AR ... oh great im going to hell now..

**mammoth** · 06-02-2003, 12:30 PM

Did you get her digits? You should have macked on her bro!

**Pete235** · 06-02-2003, 12:36 PM

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday? Nun!!

**jarrett** · 06-02-2003, 12:36 PM

i dont know man the whole all white thing in sheets and crosses on beads crap freaks me out!!! Hey but she was asain ??? hmmmm nah .. i'll pass!!

**halifaxsteve** · 06-02-2003, 12:38 PM

hey bro...at least you wern't looking at porn

**Money Boss Hustla** · 06-02-2003, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Pete235
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday? Nun!!

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.

**TheMudMan** · 06-02-2003, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by mammoth
Did you get her digits? You should have macked on her bro!

Now you're coming to Hell!

**Butch** · 06-02-2003, 02:28 PM

Dude you can't even land a horny blind lady let alone a nun....so what are you worried about?

**JDawg1536** · 06-02-2003, 03:20 PM

A priest is walking down the street when a man comes running up to him. The man says "Father, father, I have lead such an unholy life. I want to confess my sins." So the priest says to him "I will forgive all of your sins and guaruntee you a spot in heaven if you give me a blowjob in the alley." So the man hesitates but finally gives in. After he is finished, the priest starts zipping up his pants when the man speaks up again and says, "I have one more confession to make. I was actually on my way to the strip club." The priest starts walking away and says, "Eh, don't worry about it. Im on my way to a costume party."

**JDawg1536** · 06-03-2003, 12:07 PM

I think it would be cool if the guys in charge of website design would get rid of the giant headline that says "STEROID QUESTIONS" when on that part of the board. Maybe replace it with "BIBLE STUDY"

**ripped4fsu** · 06-03-2003, 12:38 PM

U R Killin me JDawg... costume party, bible study... hee hee

Jarrett, come on man, we all know you "accidentally" dropped your pencil under the table to get a little peak at penguin paradise...

**JDawg1536** · 06-03-2003, 09:19 PM

[QUOTE][i]Jarrett, come on man, we all know you "accidentally" dropped your pencil under the table to get a little peak at penguin paradise...

[/B][/Yeah bro, just admit it. It was sweet, wasnt it?

**BOUNCER** · 06-04-2003, 04:31 PM

Q.Whats the difference between a catholic priest and Clint Eastwood?.

A. Clint Eastwood would make your day, but a Catholic priest would make you (w)HOLE week

**ripsid** · 06-04-2003, 05:47 PM

Jarrett bro, I'm kinda pissed I missed this thread in action! Did you get her #? You should have looked at her and said something like you know what Habits I love!????? Or are nuns allowed to where thongs????
Gotta question sister...is it cold in here ???? you look cold!

**jarrett** · 06-04-2003, 06:06 PM

well came close to hell today.. was arrested this morning for an outstanding warrent now dont laugh it was for not wearing a seat belt ... so theres my close to hell experince.

and oh Major,
I wouldnt have even touched her with your dick!!