Why is this a common theme?

**king6 II** · 01-17-2014, 08:15 PM

Hi guys! I am a new member, 16 years old and am currently interested in running my first cycle. After much research and discussion I have decided on my first cycle. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated, even though I have already made up my mind on running this cycle and will not head any advice from vets or mods and will viciously attack you and your mother for any advice or suggestions that even slightly deviate from my intended plan. Here is my plan:

300 mg tren eod
400 mg anavar e/d
20 mg winny e/d
100 mg dbol e/d
100 mg adrol e/d
NO TEST WHATSOEVER!!!! GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SUGGEST I USE TEST!!!

My stats are as follows:

Age- 16
Height- 5'10:
Weight- 250 lbs
Bf %- 35%
Training history- 3 weeks

Diet will consist of McDonald's for breakfast and DelTaco for PW nutrition, and for extra calories I will consume one half gallon of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My reason for using AAS is to attract this girl I like at the next ice cream social. I am hoping to shed 50 lbs of fat and add 150 lbs of lean muscle. Thanks for all of your help fellas!!!!

Why is this a common theme now a days?..........I blame the Mtv.

**Times Roman** · 01-17-2014, 08:25 PM

nowadays?

mate, this has been going on for years!

**Java Man** · 01-17-2014, 08:34 PM

He wouldn't just come out with 35% fat. We'd have to ask for pics, he'd make excuses, eventually we'd find out.

He would say 12-13%. Everybody says that.

**king6 II** · 01-17-2014, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

nowadays?

mate, this has been going on for years!

Yes, this is true, I guess I just never paid that much attention to it, or it never bothered me. Maybe I am just more astute than I use to be.

**Times Roman** · 01-17-2014, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by king6 II

Yes, this is true, I guess I just never paid that much attention to it, or it never bothered me. Maybe I am just more astute than I use to be.

yes. be astute.....

.....this country needs more stutes

**Igifuno** · 01-17-2014, 09:11 PM

Stute stute magical fruit.

**Java Man** · 01-17-2014, 10:17 PM

You guys are loco.

**skaz915** · 01-17-2014, 11:28 PM

Honestly didn't we all want to be jacked in high school??? Looking back now I can tell they guys who were on prohormones/orals and they prob didn't know shit. I thought drinking protein shakes/eating bars and taking shit load of BCAA was going to make me big.

**marcus300** · 01-18-2014, 01:34 AM

BG is that you?

**austinite** · 01-18-2014, 01:56 AM

meh.

**Shol'va** · 01-18-2014, 03:16 AM

Hi I'm 2 going on 3 and wanted to get all jacked cause I want to attract a playmate at daycare. And be the big boy in the romper room. And I got advice here too. And ran me a good cycle mixed with my strained peas and carrots and prune juice. Oh and here are some of my before and after pics.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-22-2014, 12:57 PM

...and then want to get pissed and throw insults when anyone suggests, however politely, that there is anything wrong with what they propose. ahhh, to be young and know every dam thing again.

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 01:55 PM

Get used to it Tase. There's 3 things that are certain in life: Death, taxes, and youngsters who think its okay to cycle.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-22-2014, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Get used to it Tase. There's 3 things that are certain in life: Death, taxes, and youngsters who think its okay to cycle.

...the wisdom of a man that doesn't have to "eat sh*t!" for questioning a youngster's plan.

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro

...the wisdom of a man that doesn't have to "eat sh*t!" for questioning a youngster's plan.

Haha, YES!! I even said his little willy wasn't from aas, and he still liked me for some reason.. lol.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-22-2014, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Haha, YES!! I even said his little willy wasn't from aas, and he still liked me for some reason.. lol.

haha we'll call him "teenieweenie17". He got banned after 9 posts. is that some kind of record?

**king6 II** · 01-22-2014, 02:32 PM

I'm not bullshitting , I just didnt feel like I needed to leave all my personal info out there it's kind of embarrasing question to ask so i edited the post . All I wanted was some one to answer my questions truthfully .. I know you guys have more experience with aas .. So I figured I'd ask.. And ban me IDGAF... Thanks for your bullshit answers except for igifuno he's cool the rest of you can eat s***.

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And you're too old not to know grammar. I already have a good diet and work ethic. At this point I feel the potential benefits outweigh the potential risks. I would only take a cycle, and my athletic requirements demand that I am not grotesquely huge. Is there anything that lowers fat, increases stamina, and adds productive muscle mass?

Thanks.

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Other than the liver damage and test shut down which will come back after whats so bad about it?

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Thanks for the info, which I have already read...
Im the arrogant fool? You're the arrogant fool for thinking I dont know anything or thinking Im an arrogant fool from reading one post...
Haha wanted to be board famous by having a post to call my own? How about I quit my account now to prove to you that I dont give one iota about getting posts on here, I came for help.
What my problem is that I've read loads of posts by numerous people that are supposed to be 'experienced' and do not know which to follow, that is why I came here. If there was one single 'bible' to be followed for AAS then I wouldnt need your help at all...

Nonetheless thank you for all the info, maybe next try being more supportive and less of a 'arrogant fool' who thinks just because he's experienced in AAS he must have the right to insult other people.
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Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
The only advice you will get is that this is ALL wrong. But you don't want to hear, even though you admit you know that, so I won't mention it.

But I can guide you - STOP NOW BEFORE YOU COMPLETELY RUIN YOURSELF
That's all. Good luck.

Retarded monitor spotted.
Thanks for such a useless reply.
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Some of my favorite recent quotes. The sad thing is these have occurred within the last few weeks.

**lovbyts** · 01-22-2014, 02:41 PM

All calories are created equally aren't they? More is better right? Even

Most everyone is looking for the quick fix and magic pill. You think its bad now just wait until May right before summer or March before spring break.

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 02:46 PM

Jeez can't wait..

king6 are you keeping a stupid post file?! Lol.

**king6 II** · 01-22-2014, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

Jeez can't wait..

king6 are you keeping a stupid post file?! Lol.

I don't know if there is enough free space on the server.

I still enjoy the AR Hall of Shame Quotes thread. My favorite is the guy that injected directly into his anus, that is what he though an ass injection meant.

**king6 II** · 01-22-2014, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Sust999

Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

One of my favorites.

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 03:11 PM

Oh yes, couple of classics right there.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-22-2014, 03:44 PM

There are several categories - (1) The oral-only cycle guy (very popular here lately) (2) The massive amount of 5+ compounds guy (3) The "I already know everything" guy (4) The internet tough guy (4) The "I'm only 17 but I've already maxed my potential so I need AAS right now" guy"...

**diesel101** · 01-22-2014, 03:45 PM

Igi I don't know what you're taking but you're head is really starting to shrink compared to you're body!
Looking massive my friend!

**diesel101** · 01-22-2014, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro

There are several categories - (1) The oral-only cycle guy (very popular here lately) (2) The massive amount of 5+ compounds guy (3) The "I already know everything" guy (4) The internet tough guy (4) The "I'm only 17 but I've already maxed my potential so I need AAS right now" guy"...

Awesome,couldn't be more true!

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Igi I don't know what you're taking but you're head is really starting to shrink compared to you're body! Looking massive my friend!

Thx! Pretty low dose cycle that's ending

PCT starts Friday.

I was meticulous with the diet this time and really benefitted from it.

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro

There are several categories - (1) The oral-only cycle guy (very popular here lately) (2) The massive amount of 5+ compounds guy (3) The "I already know everything" guy (4) The internet tough guy (4) The "I'm only 17 but I've already maxed my potential so I need AAS right now" guy"...

Nice.

"I'm 17 and I know I'm too young but I must be ready cause I can't grow anymore."

"Don't do it bro you're too young and you run the risk of permanently screwing yourself up."

"Thanks for the info bro but I know I'm really ready now."

"You're not ready, what is your diet like." You're too young."

"i'm aware that I could permanently screw myself up and that is a risk I'm willing to take I eat real good, diet is flawless, does anyone else having opinion?"

"yeah, that you shouldn't take AAAS, because you're too young."

"i'm really getting sick of all this BS advice, does anybody have an opinion that revolves around me hearing what I want to hear?"

"no, because you're too young."

"that's it, I'm going somewhere else where I'll get the advice I'm looking for, this board sucks, eat sh*t everyone!"

**diesel101** · 01-22-2014, 03:58 PM

Lets not forget Igi's favorite "everyone can eat sh!t but igifuno because he is the coolest person in the world thanks for all the help igifuno you know everything bla bla bla bla bla and the rest of you can eat sh!t"!

**king6 II** · 01-22-2014, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro

There are several categories - (1) The oral-only cycle guy (very popular here lately) (2) The massive amount of 5+ compounds guy (3) The "I already know everything" guy (4) The internet tough guy (4) The "I'm only 17 but I've already maxed my potential so I need AAS right now" guy"...

That about sums it up.

I want to use steroids more than anything! I want it so bad I can taste it!. But I am scared to death about sticking a small needed into my skin, so I will trash my liver instead along with my HPTA.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-22-2014, 04:05 PM

I like the first-post-fisherman:

"Hey - can anybody here sell me some steroids . I want the good stuff. Here is my name, credit card number, security code and address. Send the best really strong pills. I don't need to read anything 'cause I met a really huge guy at the gym and I'll ask him what to do".

**Igifuno** · 01-22-2014, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Lets not forget Igi's favorite "everyone can eat sh!t but igifuno because he is the coolest person in the world thanks for all the help igifuno you know everything bla bla bla bla bla and the rest of you can eat sh!t"!

Lol one of my all time favs.

**Oki-Des** · 01-23-2014, 11:08 AM

Well, if the first place you go to learn about anything is the section talking about steroids themselves, tren seems like the best. So in my opinion, if you are already going to do something that seems risky then why not just start with the strongest; regardless of the warnings. Its crazy.

**DontTaseMeBro** · 01-30-2014, 04:41 PM

got a new one strait from the q&a board today. Reads as follows:

"well the only thing i really looked up was how to inject it and not what to stack together. And the only reason i come to forms is to get information i dont come here to get told to go and read some more shit. so if youre gunna tell me to go study then dont bother responding."

They'll never learn.

**Oki-Des** · 01-30-2014, 04:44 PM

yeah, that one forced me to respond. What a dumbass. I know I asked a dumbass question, but why the hell is everyone trying to guide me into the right direction. Ugh.

**MuscleInk** · 01-30-2014, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro

got a new one strait from the q&a board today. Reads as follows:

"well the only thing i really looked up was how to inject it and not what to stack together. And the only reason i come to forms is to get information i dont come here to get told to go and read some more shit. so if youre gunna tell me to go study then dont bother responding."

They'll never learn.

Ya, I jumped on that guy.

**Igifuno** · 01-30-2014, 05:26 PM

MI and oki had good responses. I just commented as well. Hard not to get frustrated with guys like that.

Your thoughts and comments were right on though and hopefully the kid is smart enough to listen. Not sure though. After all he already started.

**MuscleInk** · 01-30-2014, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

MI and oki had good responses. I just commented as well. Hard not to get frustrated with guys like that.

Your thoughts and comments were right on though and hopefully the kid is smart enough to listen. Not sure though. After all he already started.

Agreed. The whole "my friends got big" excuse gets old really quick. What these naive kids don't realize is that IF their buddies had any real problems, they aren't likely to gloat about that. After all, when someone says, "damn bro you look huge", how many guys would respond, "right, it's awesome....too bad my dick isn't working", or, "ya, but I get bad headaches from uncontrolled high blood pressure"

What bothered me most was the kid started based on advice, lacks knowledge beyond what he was told and doesn't even have a PCT ready let alone know what he should use.

**Igifuno** · 01-30-2014, 05:58 PM

Yup.. And he's a kid. 22. Could've gone a few more without it.

**king6 II** · 01-30-2014, 06:18 PM

It doesn't help when we have "individuals" on this board that are giving horrible advice. Such as recent threads about the use of prohormones. That is what irritates me to know end. These young members unfortunately have to be told numerous times not to do something before it sinks in (if their lucky). However, you can tell someone 10 times not to do something and then one dip sh!t comes along and tells the youngster exactly what they want to hear, and they go off and fvck themselves up. The people who give bad advice are probably more dangerous than and AAS or PH out there.

**MuscleInk** · 01-30-2014, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by king6 II

It doesn't help when we have "individuals" on this board that are giving horrible advice. Such as recent threads about the use of prohormones. That is what irritates me to know end. These young members unfortunately have to be told numerous times not to do something before it sinks in (if their lucky). However, you can tell someone 10 times not to do something and then one dip sh!t comes along and tells the youngster exactly what they want to hear, and they go off and fvck themselves up. The people who give bad advice are probably more dangerous than and AAS or PH out there.

Well, one of the guys you may be referring to is on a short leash now.