If you drink alcohol you are indeed a lifeless dipshit that deserves to have their head amputated and re attatched to your scrotum. You will then be hung by a tree while your lifeless body dangles in the wind and little children hit your dead and swollen ass-head like it is a pinyata. When your head finally busts open the little children will pick up all your body parts like savages and munch on your dying flesh with utmost vigor.