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hey guys, i have a friend whos moving to friendswood (texas) around august or september, i was wondering if anyone on here is close to where hes going to move, if so id like to see if someone can show him around id greatly appreciate it......thanks..Madmax
Max, I'd just like to politely point out the contradiction/irony inherent in the title of your thread, "please read if you are from texas". Instantaneously, the mere title of your thread has disqualified all but the top quarter of educated Texans from carrying out your wish, as it is predicated upon the verb "read".
I apologize in advance for the comment and the inevitable backlash, but I feel it my duty to whip up some pride on the part of Big Texan so he'll hurry along with posting his pics.
BigGreen, where do you live agian? Cause I have some vacation time to burn and was just deciding on maybe stopping by for a "friendly" visit.:D
Just kidding, but some other TEXANS on here might come looking for you also on this one. :lol: BG, I am trying to get some pics posted, but please understand, my funds are quite low especially with a sick 2 year old and a 4 month old going through diapers like there's no tomorrow. I promise Monday morning pics will be posted (hopefully).
I'm booking my flight as we speak.
As he once posted an entire thread about not revealing too much about your identity, well, it's too late for him. Just going to his school and looking for the guy that gets the shit beat out of him every day because he opens his mouth one too many times to the wrong guy.
Ooooohhhh this thread is gonna get interesting:D
BTW is friendswood near houston, or where?
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Originally posted by 956Vette
BTW is friendswood near houston, or where?
I'm in! when we going? I guess I could spare a leg... 'cause I'm going to break one off in BG's fanny! :wg:
Okay, first the serious post: I hope you guys all know I'm kidding. The board seems to be made up predominantly of texans and canadians, and the canadians get their fair share of "gruff" from the crowd, so I switched it up a little is all.
Now, back to the fun and games: that's the beauty of going to a small school that doesn't offer athletic scholarships: there are no real beasts running around on campus, so if you're over 225 you're automatically one of the guys that no one messes with...so I'll be tough to find that way.Quote:
Originally posted by KeyMastur
I'm booking my flight as we speak.
As he once posted an entire thread about not revealing too much about your identity, well, it's too late for him. Just going to his school and looking for the guy that gets the shit beat out of him every day because he opens his mouth one too many times to the wrong guy.
Besides, you guys are constantly (and correctly) posting about the superiority of your women's looks over that of our women...so if literacy is my only counterpoint, stereotypical as it might be, I have to play that card you understand.
Yo Madmax...I live about 15 minutes from the Woodlands.....I'll be happy to help out in any way!!
*Country voice* What's your stereo equipment have to do with playing cards? And you says we're the idjuts!Quote:
Originally posted by BigGreen
..so if literacy is my only counterpoint, stereotypical as it might be, I have to play that card you understand.
BG, yes we know you were kidding. That's why we're not gonna break any bones, just bruise ya up a bit.:D YEs are women are some if not the best, when it comes to hotties.
:lol: Why BG, you sound a little nervous... ;)
Don't sweat it bro... nothing like a little ribbing among friends.. Truth be known I'd whip my OWN ass for most of you boys! (Yes, even you canuks!) :D
Hell, there's about 10 of us from Houston, why don't we all show up on Max's boy door step with a box of muffins! ;)
Party at BG's house for only Texans! There is a HUGE pinata that has "BG" spray painted on it and its FULL of Anabolic Steroids. There he will also recite a poem of how much he really loves Texans written by Big R in Iambic Pentameter. Just Kidd'n BG.......There are a whole lot of Texans out here....be ready for some smart alec remarks, like mine.
R
Iambic pentameter isn't really my style...but i'll work on that poem and put it up tonight.Quote:
Originally posted by BIG R
he will also recite a poem of how much he really loves Texans written by Big R in Iambic Pentameter.
R
BG,
You are the "True Intelectual", my friend. Rock on with your bad self............I'll have a #3 Brain and Braun combo with fries, oh and make it supersized please.
R
Friendswood is only about 5 minutes away from my house.
Hey madmax...your buddy may like WakeChick giving him the tour better....:lol: (at least from what I've heard)Quote:
Originally posted by Wake Chick
Friendswood is only about 5 minutes away from my house.