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08-20-2003, 03:51 PM #41
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No Danielle. Its not that we can or cant. Its just that we dont care if she has one or not.
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welllllllll......forget about after sex........what we want DURING sex is too actually have an orgasm..........cause most of you guys can't give them to us.........
Its like a race: Whoever finishes first wins
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08-20-2003, 04:55 PM #42
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Originally Posted by bermich
LoL..........ummm.........ok.....if you say so.........Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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08-20-2003, 06:22 PM #43
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hmmm......bet you don't get laid often Originally Posted by bermich
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08-20-2003, 08:52 PM #44
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bermich gets laid every hour on the hour.... by his girlfriend... and THEN his roommate
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08-20-2003, 09:00 PM #45
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I haven't figured out for sure what they do want after sex....but they most definatly dont want to hear you say, "I'm gonna take a shower and go drink some beer with the guys." Dont say that ever.....EVER!!!
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08-20-2003, 10:53 PM #46
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The only reason I don't think this old quote is a good one is because if guys made sure their ladies got off every time they have sex, women would be as randy as men. Wouldn't that be something.Its just that we dont care if she has one or not.
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08-21-2003, 12:28 AM #47
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Originally Posted by peam
IM AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND TO HAVE....
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08-21-2003, 01:43 AM #48
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yeah, and they most definantly don't wanna hear, "god these crabs itch..." Originally Posted by someday
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08-21-2003, 06:16 AM #49
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Best tool for your orgasm = my mouth!!
Having sex without orgasms isn't sex - I gotta make the girls I'm with cum otherwise it ain't worth shit - I get off on them getting off on me!
Why is sex always followed by the 30yard sprint - to the toilet to get tyissue paper??
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08-21-2003, 09:55 AM #50
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[QUOTE=The Base]Best tool for your orgasm = my mouth!!
Having sex without orgasms isn't sex - I gotta make the girls I'm with cum otherwise it ain't worth shit - I get off on them getting off on me!
Base,
You read my mind. I was thinking the same thing!!!
Keep a beach towel near ya!!!
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08-21-2003, 10:29 AM #51
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Cuddling is the best............it leaves the door open for Round 2!!........ Originally Posted by peam
why has nobody said cuddling?
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"Yesterday is gone, live for today, because tomorrow may never come"
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08-21-2003, 10:54 AM #52
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Nah..nah..what girls really need is farmer here to come finish the job for all the "rookies"...hehe
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08-21-2003, 05:38 PM #53
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[QUOTE=Bobbo]
Bobbo, Originally Posted by The Base
Best tool for your orgasm = my mouth!!
Having sex without orgasms isn't sex - I gotta make the girls I'm with cum otherwise it ain't worth shit - I get off on them getting off on me!
Base,
You read my mind. I was thinking the same thing!!!
Keep a beach towel near ya!!!
Where does the beach towel come into this? Or are you volenteering to sit on my face for me an demonstrate to the class (providing you are female and looking at your profile I think you are!)
Hmmm interesting thought!
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08-21-2003, 08:27 PM #54
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Towel = No wet spots.
I always make sure I give them good orgasms. That way they talk about it with all of their friends. Word of mouth is great for both returning and new customers.
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08-22-2003, 01:53 AM #55
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Fuck the towel - she can just come all over my face - thats good for me!!
I used to live with one girl who ejaculated when she came. It was awesome, especially when she was sitting on my face.!! Now thats a wet patch!
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08-22-2003, 03:05 AM #56
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Originally Posted by Danielle
welllllllll......forget about after sex........what we want DURING sex is too actually have an orgasm..........cause most of you guys can't give them to us.........
I think you need a hug.
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08-22-2003, 05:50 AM #57
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When clicked QUOTE I musta missed something. This is what I was referring to. The 30 Yard Sprint for Tissue. Just leave a towel near the bed is what I meant. Originally Posted by The Base
Male here. No I do NOT want to sit on your face.
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08-22-2003, 05:58 AM #58
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ROFLMFAOPMP Originally Posted by Bobbo
No probs my friend, I wouldn't want your hairy ring peice to close to my face either!! lol
No offence taken I hope!
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08-22-2003, 08:11 AM #59
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funny ass thread
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08-22-2003, 08:51 AM #60
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No offense taken. Originally Posted by The Base
ROFLMFAOPMP
No probs my friend, I wouldn't want your hairy ring peice to close to my face either!! lol
No offence taken I hope! I just figured I'd better explain myself before somebody else take it the wrong way!!
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08-22-2003, 09:00 AM #61
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That is what I was referring to when I stated to have a beach towel next to your bed. Originally Posted by The Base
To wipe down your face after it's exploded on!!! Awesome? YEAH it is!!! 
MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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08-22-2003, 01:50 PM #62
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Originally Posted by alevok
LoL...............i guess i hit a nerve or something...... ..........lol...........is that the best you could come up with??!?!.............excuses, excuses...........
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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08-22-2003, 02:48 PM #63
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I like to use the rule of three..If your woman doesn't get off at least three times more than you, then you need to go back to school and learn how to please a woman..Getting a woman off is the best part for me..Most guys are just in too much of a hurry and don't take there time..What's the freakin hurry????? You're in the best spot in the world and everyone's in a big ass hurry to get out of it!!!
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08-22-2003, 03:02 PM #64
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yeah... listen to the doctor
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08-22-2003, 06:07 PM #65
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Im usually in a hurry because either A: Her husband is about to come home or B: I have someone else to meet in a about 15 minutes.
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08-22-2003, 06:39 PM #66
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Originally Posted by partyboynyc
aint that the truth
But if they were with me the would want more
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08-22-2003, 08:22 PM #67
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I dont know about after but I do know during. It involves a fist and a kidney.
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08-23-2003, 10:59 AM #68
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I can see the headlines of the Los Angeles Times: Originally Posted by bermich
"Bermich was shot and killed today while fleeing the residence of a 53 year old woman when her husband arrived home unexpectedly..He was known for his risky, promiscuous actions and unfortunately they have finally caught up with him"..
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08-23-2003, 12:03 PM #69
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lol @ doc m
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08-23-2003, 12:45 PM #70
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Nah. I have never been caught. I could tell you all a story but then none of you would think too highly of me ANYMORE.
But that was like 9 years ago so it doesnt count anymore. I learned the evil of my ways and have repented my sins
I will tell you all only if you promise to still love me...
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08-23-2003, 02:56 PM #71
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Bermich..I can't wait to hear this one...
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08-23-2003, 05:37 PM #72
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as long as you didnt bang any grandmas or farm animals your cool with me my man Originally Posted by bermich
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08-23-2003, 06:06 PM #73
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I didnt hear anyone promise.....
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08-23-2003, 06:12 PM #74
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I promise, tell the story
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08-23-2003, 10:59 PM #75
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She usually wants a ride home for her, and her sister.
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08-24-2003, 04:26 PM #76
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She wants to give me that $100 it just costed her.
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08-24-2003, 05:35 PM #77
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I'll second that. Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
I like Wake Chic's style of thinking.
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08-25-2003, 06:47 AM #78
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I don’t really know what all women want but I know what all men want.
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, we misread it...
only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
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08-25-2003, 07:08 AM #79
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This happened like 10 years ago.
I was hanging with a new friend of mine from work. It was late and raining and all the roads were washed out. We couldnt get home so we stayed at his wife's moms house. All the rooms were taken so we all slept on the floor in the guest room. His wife was also there and she was also gonna sleep on the floor. At about 3 am my friend is sleeping and snoring really loud. His wife is between the two of us and he is probably about five feet away from her.
Im half asleep and slowly wake up to feel someone rubbing my arm and then my back. I wake up and she asks if she should stop. I dont answer and try to go back to sleep. She gets more intimate with the rubbing and (being a young kid at that time) decide to return the favor.
I will finish this story later
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08-25-2003, 04:44 PM #80
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don't keep us in suspense!! finish the story
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