You know you're a bodybuilder when???

[paulastone]

If you find yourself pushing a cart away from the local bulk/wholesale store and only find Meat, Syringes, and Toilet Paper in your cart you may be a bodybuilder.

If you live to damn lift you may be a bodybuilder.

If you beg the doc for shots instead of pills you may be a bodybuilder.

If you would rather sit at home all day and eat instead of hanging out with friends then you may be a bodybuilder


If you set up your college class schedule around your eating and lifting times...

If your gf buys you meat, potatoes and protein shake mixes for your birthday....


If you ask ur parents the next time they go to Mexico on vacation send some Vet goodies as souveigneurs home!

IF every date you go on somehow steers to "So how many times do you think you could bench me"...... You might be a bodybuilder.

IF you have never dated a girl that weighs more than 50% of you...... You might be a bodybuilder.

IF you have XL, XXL and XXXL sizes organized in your closet and its labeled Contest, Precontest, and Offseason....... You might be a bodybuilder.

IF you have posing trunks in a variety of colors, sizes, and styles you may, hopefully*, be a bodybuilder. *cause if not I question you*

If you have ever gotten your blood pressure taken from your forearm...... You might be a bodybuilder.

If you dress up in your nicest clothes that show off your hard earned physique and then mess it up by wearing the lamest multi pocket fanny pack...... You might be a bodybuilder.

[nevaenuf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by paulastone
If you set up your college class schedule around your eating and lifting times...

I even had to drop a class because the damn teacher wouldnt let me eat protein bars in her class.

[wrstlr69sdnl]

If your pickup line to a girl is nice Gluts

If your pissed when the gym is closed on X-Mas

If you always look at the nutrition facts to see how much protien is in it

[palme]

You name your dog met-rx

You do a latsspread in the curch on your weddingday

You use MEGA MASS in the garden

[redrock]

If you bite the callouses off your hands when your bored...

[tt333]

Some of that shit is me. For christmas, I got nothing but protein,l-glut,creatine and Fina that will last me untill this christmas. And when my buddies want to go out and party more then likely im at home making sure I eat every two hours. And the next time I get a shot, im going ask if they will let me do it. Those fucking nurses will jab you in the ass with a fucking needle, I think I could show them a thing or two.

Nevaenuf, your teacher wouldnt let you eat in a college class? What kind of shit is that? I would've dropped the damn course too. I got a few people in the same classes im in and every time they see me, Im either eating a tuna sandwich or protein shake. There probally wondering why is that sonofabitch eating so much?

[tt333]

Originally posted by redrock
If you bite the callouses off your hands when your bored...

Thats what I just got done doing!

[chevy44]

"If you dress up in your nicest clothes that show off your hard earned physique and then mess it up by wearing the lamest multi pocket fanny pack...... You might be a bodybuilder."
that had me laughing for hours!

[tt333]

I dont have a fanny pack yet, im still carring mine around in a back pack.

[The Butcher]

Originally posted by palme
You name your dog met-rx

You do a latsspread in the curch on your weddingday.

LMFAO

[majorpecs]

Great thread.......

You may be a body builder if......your nickname at work is "Big Tuna".....(I hate that)

[BIG TEXAN]

Originally posted by majorpecs

You may be a body builder if......your nickname at work is "Big Tuna".....(I hate that)

Big Tuna.....