85 yr old lady up 30 POUNDS on gear!!!!
Brothers.
My 85 year old grandmother has packed on over 30 solid pounds in the past 4 weeks. Her max bench has leapt from just the bar to 155 pounds-for reps!
Over the past month, I've been throwing a handful of papervar onto her salad, dissolving anadrol tabs in her tea...and I tell you, she has really turned into a hard-core lifter! Her roid rage is totally out of control, and she is eating like a horse, downing large quantities of crumpets, sausages, black puddings, and beef wellington.
She has NO CLUE that she is on steroids!
Just the other day, Nobby and I were with her in the gym. She works out in her shawl and housedress- and her traps really show through!
Normally I smack her around when she starts to give up with the weights, but this time the tables were indeed turned!
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (she carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming "You fucking WEAKLING!!!". I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
A passerby, an old gent of around 65, stopped and commented "Good Lord, my dear, easy does it!" and she spun around, grabbed his testicles, and began crushing them in a vice-like grip, hissing "Who asked you, FUCKFACE?!"
Finally, Nobby intervened and gave her a tremendous smack across the face with his bike chain, and as she lay on the floor, quivering, he dropped a 100 pound dumbell on her, screaming "AARRRGGHH!!" the whole time.
Well folks, Nobby and I left her comatose on the gym floor. But tommorow is leg day, and granny will be along for some mind-blowing quad work. Then we'll see who the weakling is!
I'll provide another update on the amazing gains my grandmother is making.
Anyone else have a grandmother as fiesty as mine?
Re: 85 yr old lady up 30 POUNDS on gear!!!!
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Originally posted by Sir Victorian guy, V.C.
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (she carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming "You fucking WEAKLING!!!". I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
